Lawyer joke explained

Lawyer jokes, which pre-date Shakespeare's era, are commonly told by those outside the profession as an expression of contempt, scorn and derision.[1] They serve as a form of social commentary or satire reflecting the cultural perception of lawyers.

Historical examples

Shakespeare's Henry VI, Part 2 has the joke:In 1728, John Gay wrote this verse as part of The Beggar's Opera:

At the end of the 1800s, Ambrose Bierce satirically defined litigation as "a machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage".

The line "Doesn't it strike the company as a little unusual that a lawyer should have his hands in his own pockets?" is cited by Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) but likely originated earlier.

Recurring themes

In the modern era, many complaints about lawyers fall into five general categories:

A recurring theme, historically and today, is that of exorbitant legal fees consuming the entire value of property at stake in an estate or a dispute:

Or:

The tale of the freshly-acquitted horse thief pleading that the judge issue an arrest warrant for "that dirty lawyer of mine" because "Your honour, you see, I didn't have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the horse I stole"[3] is often modernised to "he went and took the car I stole"[4] with little or nothing else changed.

While telling an ethnic joke risks the label of racism, lawyers are perceived as a highly privileged class, seemingly accountable only to other lawyers; the Bar Association, the judges, even many of the politicians and legislators are their fellow lawyers who inevitably give them free rein. After all, one does not choose one's ethnicity but may choose whether to pursue a career in law.[5]

Of those of all the professions, lawyer jokes are often the most blunt and to the point:

Or:

Much like the foul-mouthed parrot or the dumb blonde, the heartless, cynical attorney is a stock character in many joke collections.

Often told is the anecdote where a wealthy lawyer, solicited for a charitable donation, replies "Do you realise my mother is dying of a long-term illness and has medical bills several times her income? Did you know that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and in a wheelchair? Do you understand my sister is widowed and penniless with three dependent children? Well, since I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"[6]

Similarly:

Other anecdotes are based on logical fallacy, such as a lawyer defending a client on trial for killing his parents: "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I appeal to your basic decency to take mercy on this poor, defenceless orphan!"[7]

Occasionally, lawyers themselves use self-deprecating humour about lawyers or the legal profession in an attempt to add levity to otherwise bland topics. Lawyers giving a talk, especially to the profession, often employ jokes as icebreakers.

St. Ives is the patron saint of lawyers. In some jokes, he is the only lawyer in heaven, and can't be made to leave, since there is no other lawyer in heaven.

Gag names

A common theme in lawyer jokes is to present a lawyer or law firm, particularly in parody settings, with a gag name such as the commonly used "Dewey, Cheatem & Howe"[8] (a pun on the phrase "Do we cheat 'em? And how!"[9]). The gag name pokes fun at the perceived propensity of legal professionals to take advantage of their clients. This gag name is also used more broadly as a placeholder for any hypothetical law firm.[10] [11] [12] [13] [14] In this variation, the second name often varies somewhat with regards to spelling (Cheetem, Cheater, Cheethem, Cheatham, etc.), but also to the word upon which it is based (Screwum, Burnham, etc.). Another example is "Sue, Grabbit and Runne", often used as a comedic stand-in for defamation lawyers in the UK.[15] [16]

A popular poster for The Three Stooges features the Stooges as bumbling members of such a firm,[17] with the actual episode using the name "Dewey, Burnham, and Howe". The 2012 Three Stooges film uses this example, among similar ones such as proctologists "Proba, Keister, and Wince" and divorce lawyers "Ditcher, Quick, and Hyde." In the film Heavenly Daze, Moe and Larry deal with a crooked attorney named "I. Fleecem" (I fleece 'em). Catherine O'Hara used the phrase in the premiere 1986 edition of HBO's telethon "Comic Relief",[18] and Soupy Sales claimed that it was the name of his law firm in 1972.[19] "Sue, Grabbitt and Runne" recurred in the British satirical magazine Private Eye. Tom and Ray Magliozzi, of NPR's Car Talk radio program, named their business corporation "Dewey, Cheetham & Howe".[20] In 2001, a banker in Texas, who had experience coming up with gag names for staff training, reported a cashier's check to the FBI when he noticed it was payable to "Howe" or "Howie Dewey Cheatham", leading to the client's conviction for money laundering and fraud.[21] [22]

See also

Notes and References

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  2. Book: Hazard. Geoffrey C.. Legal Ethics: A Comparative Study. Dondi. Angelo. 2004. Stanford University Press. 978-0-8047-4882-7. 60. en.
  3. Book: Alley, Ken. The Encyclopedia of Wit, Humor, and Wisdom: The Big Book of Little Anecdotes. 2000-07-11. iUniverse. 978-1-4620-9229-1. 310. en.
  4. Book: Callaway, Robert W.. Party Jokes. 2004-12-01. AuthorHouse. 978-1-4208-1401-9. 12. en.
  5. Book: Studies in applied interpersonal communication. SAGE. 2008. 978-1-4129-9030-1. Motley. Michael T.. Los Angeles. 236. 738380488.
  6. Book: Laughter Ever After Ministryof Good Humor. Chalice Press. 978-0-8272-2145-1. 68. en.
  7. Book: John Capps. Donald Capps. You've Got To Be Kidding!: How Jokes Can Help You Think. 15 September 2009. John Wiley & Sons. 978-1-4051-9665-9. 55.
  8. Book: Ethics in psychology: professional standards and cases . Gerald P. Koocher, Patricia Keith-Spiegel. Oxford University Press. 1998. 108. 978-0-19-509201-1.
  9. Book: Jackson . William J. . American Tricksters: Thoughts on the Shadow Side of a Culture's Psyche . 18 December 2014 . . 978-1-62564-790-0 . 116 . 12 January 2023 . en.
  10. Web site: The Fullname Citation Style. Harvard University. 2010-03-09.
  11. Web site: LaTeX letter using "appmhead" styles. University of Colorado Boulder. 2010-03-09. dead. https://web.archive.org/web/20100611171817/http://amath.colorado.edu/documentation/LaTeX/Letterhead/Sample1.html. 2010-06-11.
  12. Web site: Math 103, Fall 2009, questions for final exam televised review, with solutions. Rutgers University. 2010-03-09. dead. https://web.archive.org/web/20100702220834/http://rutv.rutgers.edu/pdf/math-103-f09-solutions.pdf. 2010-07-02.
  13. Web site: Meet Your Clients - Consumer Protection - Fall 2002. Georgia State University. 2010-03-09. dead. https://web.archive.org/web/20091115062752/http://law.gsu.edu/mbudnitz/fall02/meetclients_law7155.pdf. 2009-11-15.
  14. Web site: Research Memo Assignment. Louisiana State University. 2010-03-10.
  15. Web site: Cross . Michael . 2018-04-23 . Goodbye Sue, Grabbit & Runne? Defamation cases at new low . 2023-10-28 . Law Gazette . en.
  16. Web site: Eye of the storm . 2023-10-28 . New Law Journal . en.
  17. Web site: A Three Pattern with a Twist!. January 9, 2015. The Three Stooges.
  18. Web site: - YouTube. https://web.archive.org/web/20200904050750/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58kexiDYTZ8&t=1516s. 2020-09-04 . dead. www.youtube.com.
  19. Web site: Clipped From Chicago Tribune. January 7, 1972. 39. newspapers.com.
  20. Web site: The History of Car Talk. Car Talk (cartalk.com). 2010-03-09.
  21. News: Adams . Noah . Noah Adams . Howe, Dewey, Cheatem . 12 January 2023 . . . 2001-08-31 . en.
  22. News: Jennings . Diane . No Stooges Need Apply: A Gag Trips Up Fraud . 12 January 2023 . . 30 August 2001.