| Italic Title: | no |
| xALBUMx | |
| Type: | studio |
| Artist: | Eatmewhileimhot |
| Cover: | XALBUMXemwih.jpg |
| Released: | July 27, 2010 |
| Recorded: | 2008–2010 |
| Genre: | Metalcore, experimental rock |
| Length: | 14:20 |
| Label: | Loveway |
| Prev Title: | All My Friends |
| Prev Year: | 2009 |
| Next Title: | Mushroom |
| Next Year: | 2012 |
xALBUMx is the debut studio album by Eatmewhileimhot. It was released digitally on July 27, 2010. 300 physical editions were released through a preorder. This is the first and last album that Caleb Denison is featured on.
Despite receiving mostly negative reviews, the album reached No. 46 on the Billboard Heatseeker Albums chart.[1]
Two of the singles had different names when released. The songs were later renamed to go with the album's theme. "xVAMPIRESx" was "Vampiresliveinmybrain", "xBURRITOx" was "xXBurritoXx", and "xSMWHOREx" was "xXSmoreKillaXx".