Witless Protection Explained

Witless Protection
Director:Charles Robert Carner
Producer:J.P. Williams
Alan C. Blomquist
Screenplay:Charles Robert Carner
Story:Charles Robert Carner
Alan C. Blomquist
Music:Eric Allaman
Cinematography:Michael Goi
Editing:Marc Leif
Studio:Samwilla
Shaler Entertainment
Parallel Entertainment
Distributor:Lionsgate
Runtime:99 minutes
Country:United States
Language:English
Budget:$7.5 million[1]
Gross:$4.2 million[2]

Witless Protection is a 2008, American crime comedy film written, and directed by Charles Robert Carner, and starring Larry the Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy. Distributed by Lionsgate, the film was theatrically released on February 22, 2008, to extremely negative reviews and commercial failure, grossing $4.1 million. It was the final film appearance of Yaphet Kotto before his retirement later that year from acting, and his death in 2021.[3] [4]

Plot

Larry Stalder is a small-town deputy who dreams of becoming an FBI agent. He witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman named Madeleine. The "kidnappers" turn out to be FBI agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big Enron-type corruption trial in Chicago.

After the misunderstanding is cleared, Larry attempts to deliver Madeleine to the agents and get a commendation letter from them until he discovers that they're corrupted. It's later revealed that they work for Arthur Grimsley, the criminal whom Madeleine is going to testify against, who also dumped her. While spending the night at a motel, Larry and Madeleine are found by the agents and escape. During their journey, they discover that the evidence against Arthur, contained within a disc, was stolen and is inside a safe in Arthur's mansion. After evading capture from Wilford Duvall, Arthur's head of security, they manage to keep the villains off track by faking Madeleine's death. Arriving in Chicago, Larry enters a charity polo match to get invited to a ball at Arthur's mansion. He manages to beat Arthur, who at first denies to invite him to the ball until Larry convinces him otherwise.

At the ball, Larry searches for the disc while Madeleine dances with Arthur to distract him. During the search, Larry encounters and defeats Wilford in the display room of the mansion. He then bargains with one of the corrupted FBI agents to let him go, in exchange for the money in the safe. After getting the disc, Larry and Madeleine manage to escape after Arthur easily deduces her identity and holds her hostage, forcing Larry to give him the disc to save Madeleine. It is later revealed that the disc Larry gave to Arthur was a video of him singing his favorite country song.

After sending Arthur to prison, the FBI offers Larry the opportunity to join them, but he refuses. He and Madeleine say goodbye and part ways. Upon returning home, Larry becomes the town sheriff and celebrates with his girlfriend Connie.

Cast

Production

Many parts of the film were filmed in Plano, Illinois and Virgil, Illinois (train depot, farms, gas station and a few downtown restaurants). Filming also took place in numerous towns in Illinois including Elmhurst, Lombard, Lemont, Sugar Grove, Glen Ellyn, Vernon Hills, Westmont and Yorkville.

Reception

Critical response

Witless Protection received near unanimously negative reviews from critics.

Frank Scheck of The Hollywood Reporter wrote: "[I]n the press notes for Larry the Cable Guy's latest comedy, his co-stars are quoted at length describing the constant hilarity they experienced on the set. Unfortunately for filmgoers, little of that fun has made its way into the finished product, which makes his previous effort, Delta Farce, seem a classic by comparison."[5] John Anderson of Variety criticized the film for carrying a "nasty edge" to its brand of blue-collar comedy aimed at Bush supporters and the misuse of McCarthy and Mantegna in embarrassing roles, concluding that: "One can only hope that Witless Protection is targeted at a vanishing species of American Neanderthal. In the meantime, perhaps Larry and his accomplices at Lionsgate could take some sensitivity training."[6] Matt Zoller Seitz, writing for The New York Times, said "[T]he film's writer and director, Charles Robert Carner, is working on a critic-proof franchise and knows it; the slapstick and action set pieces are lame, and its performances range from competent to annoying."[7] Steven Hyden of The A.V. Club gave the film an overall F grade, saying: "With Witless Protection—another lazy, wretched entry in an epically undistinguished filmography—Larry reveals that the joke is ultimately on his fans, and he's yukking it up all the way to the bank."[8]

Accolades

The film was nominated for three Golden Raspberry Awards: Worst Actor for Larry the Cable Guy (who lost to Mike Myers for The Love Guru), Worst Supporting Actress for Jenny McCarthy (who lost to Paris Hilton for Repo! The Genetic Opera) and Worst Screen Couple for Larry the Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy (they lost to Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore for The Hottie and the Nottie).[9] [10]

External links

Notes and References

  1. Web site: Witless Protection (2008) - Financial Information . The Numbers .
  2. Web site: Witless Protection (2008). Box Office Mojo. July 12, 2011 .
  3. News: Yaphet Kotto, Bond Villain and 'Alien' Star, Dies at 81. Mike. Ives. The New York Times . March 16, 2021.
  4. Web site: Yaphet Kotto, Actor in 'Homicide: Life on the Street,' 'Live and Let Die,' and 'Alien,' Dies at 81. March 15, 2021. Mike. Barnes. The Hollywood Reporter.
  5. Web site: Frank. Scheck. Frank Scheck. Witless Protection. The Hollywood Reporter. Valence Media. February 24, 2008. April 28, 2020. https://web.archive.org/web/20201230135557/https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/witless-protection-126019. December 30, 2020. live.
  6. Web site: Anderson. John. Witless Protection. Variety. Penske Media Corporation. February 22, 2008. May 14, 2020. https://web.archive.org/web/20200811140333/https://variety.com/2008/film/markets-festivals/witless-protection-1200547832/. August 11, 2020. live.
  7. News: Is He Insane? No, He's Larry. Seitz. Matt Zoller. Matt Zoller Seitz. The New York Times. February 23, 2008. June 22, 2020. limited. https://web.archive.org/web/20200624092045/https://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/23/movies/23witl.html. June 24, 2020. live.
  8. News: Witless Protection. Hyden. Steven. The A.V. Club. The Onion. February 25, 2008. June 22, 2020. https://web.archive.org/web/20200623172647/https://film.avclub.com/witless-protection-1798203939. June 23, 2020. live.
  9. Web site: Wilson. John. John J. B. Wilson. 29th Annual Golden Raspberry (Razzie) Award "Winners". Home of the Golden Raspberry Award Foundation. Golden Raspberry Award Foundation. June 22, 2020. 2009. https://web.archive.org/web/20090427222315/http://www.razzies.com/history/08Winners.asp. April 27, 2009. dead.
  10. Web site: Wilson. John. Stats on Razzie Worst Picture Nominees for 2008. Home of the Golden Raspberry Award Foundation. Golden Raspberry Award Foundation. June 22, 2020. 2009. https://web.archive.org/web/20090421195506/http://www.razzies.com/history/29thNoms.asp. April 21, 2009. dead.