| Why You Lose at Bridge | |
| Author: | S. J. Simon |
| Country: | United Kingdom |
| Language: | English |
| Subject: | Contract bridge |
| Published: | 1945 |
| Publisher: | Nicholson & Watson |
| Pages: | iv + 154 |
| Oclc: | 18352804 |
| Cut for Partners | |
| Author: | S. J. Simon |
| Country: | United Kingdom |
| Language: | English |
| Subject: | Contract bridge |
| Published: | 1950 |
| Publisher: | Nicholson & Watson |
| Pages: | iv + 128 |
| Oclc: | 13548585 |
Why You Lose at Bridge is a book about the game of contract bridge by the Russian-born English bridge player S. J. "Skid" Simon (190448), first published in 1945.[1] It contains practical advice directed mainly towards rubber bridge players and introduces to the world four stereotypical bad players: Mr Smug, the Unlucky Expert, Mrs Guggenheim, and Futile Willie. It has been much admired by duplicate bridge players as well as by rubber bridge players, and Simon's fictional characters have passed into legend.
Cut for Partners, another book by Simon, recounts the further misadventures of his four fictional players. It was published posthumously in 1950.[2]
Simon dedicated the book to the memory of Richard Lederer, his friend and fellow bridge expert. "Portrait" (Simon's title for his preface to his book) exemplifies his style of writing:
According to Simon, the two primary reasons for losing at bridge are (a) lack of technical skill and (b) losing tactics. Simon claims to address the latter alone, but that is not entirely true: for example, Chapters II and III include sound technical advice on cardplay.
The book consists of 12 chapters: I "The Points You Lose 'Ignoring the Odds'", II "The Points You Lose Playing the Dummy", III "The Points You Lose in Defence", IV "The Points You Lose 'Bidding'", V "The Points You Lose NOT Doubling", VI "Your Battlefield", VII "Don't Teach Your Partner", VIII "Half a Loaf", IX "They Can't Fool Me!", X "Fixed - By Palookas!", XI "The Logic of Luck", and XII "A Rubber at the Club".
Chapters I–IV relate mainly to technical aspects of bidding and play. They include some of Simon's better-known aphorisms.
Chapter V discusses the penalty double; whose theory is, according to Simon, the least understood theory in Contract Bridge.
In Chapters VI–VIII, Simon turns to the practicalities of cut-in rubber bridge played for money.
The title of Chapter VIII alludes to the English proverb "Half a loaf is better than no bread". The professional rubber bridge player aims for:
Chapters IX and X relate to how to counter preemptive and psychic bidding; and to when and to when not to use such tactics yourself.
Chapter XI is concerned with the effect which good and bad runs of cards might have on a professional money bridge player's confidence and skill.
In Chapter XII, Simon brings together, and completes, his quartet of fictional bridge players for:
In this, the concluding part of Why You Lose at Bridge, Simon describes and analyses a rubber played by his four fictional players: Mr Smug, the Unlucky Expert, Mrs Guggenheim, and Futile Willie. The rubber consists of nine deals, all from actual play. Each deal is shown in full; followed by the auction, with Simon's comments; a narrative description of the play; the players' post mortem, with interjections by Simon; and his calculation of the number of total points chucked away. Every hand exhibits various kinds and degrees of ineptitude; except that in the final one, the Unlucky Expert skilfully executes a dummy reversal and squeeze once played at the table by Jack Marx. The result is a washout: a trivial difference in score, with no winners and no losers.
Simon then rapidly demonstrates how an "ordinary, sound, common-sense player" would have won a 9-, 12-, 14- or 20-point rubber.[3]
Simon's book Cut for Partners is in effect a continuation of the chapter "A Rubber at the Club" in his book Why You Lose at Bridge. It has an Introduction by Terence Reese. The same four fictional characters play three more rubbers (34 deals). No-one ever wants to cut in at their table. Their bidding and play are both believable and ineffective; except that the Unlucky Expert does exhibit his card-playing skill, including one brilliancy. Two deals later, Futile Willie attempts the same brilliancy, on the wrong hand; and it backfires, badly. As before, each deal and auction is shown in full, with Simon's comments; followed by a narrative description of the play and its aftermath; and finally a brief analysis of the result.
Why You Lose at Bridge has rarely been out of print. Although it is primarily concerned with rubber bridge, it has been much admired by duplicate bridge players for its relevance to that form of the game also.
Cut for Partners has been reprinted.[8]
. . Terence Reese . 51 . . London . 1977 . 0-571-11123-8 .
. The Mammoth Book of Bridge . 2000 . Mark Horton (bridge) . . New York . 0-7867-0691-0 . 272-278 .