| Border: | yes |
| White Trash Christmas | |
| Type: | studio |
| Artist: | Bob Rivers |
| Genre: | Christmas |
| Label: | Atlantic |
| Prev Title: | Chipmunks Roasting On an Open Fire |
| Prev Year: | 2000 |
White Trash Christmas is the fifth and final Christmas album by Bob Rivers, released in 2002.
Straight parody of "Aqualung" as performed by Jethro Tull, describing the less savory aspects of being a department-store Santa Claus.
A hardcore hip-hop interpretation of James Lord Pierpont's classic winter carol.
Straight parody of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" as performed by Elmo Shropshire; the song describes reindeer attacking terror leader Osama bin Laden.
Parody of "White Christmas," performed by hillbillies (in the official music video, the Willie Nelson band, with Mickey Raphael as one of the three wise men[1]) as a down-tempo country music piece.
Parody of "The Little Drummer Boy," performed by an all-male, a cappella chorus: M-pact. Song describes, in crude terms, the assets of a waitress at a Hooters restaurant.
Straight parody of "Because I Got High" as performed by Afroman.
Fast-tempo Hard Rock rendition
Straight parody of "Me and Mrs. Jones" as performed by Billy Paul.
Parody of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas," sung by Bob Rivers. The song makes references to Ozzy Osbourne's antics and his then-popular reality show The Osbournes.
Straight parody of "Merry Christmas Darling" as performed by The Carpenters, with an Islamic twist.
Straight parody of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" as performed by Brenda Lee.
Parody of "I'll Be Home for Christmas" as performed by Dean Martin, in an exaggerated homage to Martin's act as a drunk.