| White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean | |
| Type: | Studio album |
| Artist: | NOFX |
| Cover: | NOFX - White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean cover.jpg |
| Released: | November 5, 1992 |
| Recorded: | August 1992 |
| Studio: | Westbeach Recorders, Hollywood, California |
| Genre: | Hardcore punk, skate punk, melodic hardcore |
| Length: | 32:19 |
| Label: | Epitaph |
| Producer: | Donnell Cameron, NOFX |
| Prev Title: | The Longest Line |
| Prev Year: | 1992 |
| Next Title: | Punk in Drublic |
| Next Year: | 1994 |
White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean is the fourth studio album by the American punk rock band NOFX. It was released on November 5, 1992, through Epitaph Records. It is the first NOFX album to feature El Hefe on guitar, replacing Steve Kidwiller, who left the band in 1991. White Trash, Two Heebs and a Bean was also the first NOFX album not produced by Brett Gurewitz, who produced the band's first three albums. According to the liner notes for the album, the original title was going to be White Trash, Two Kikes and a Spic, but one of the band members' family members thought it was offensive, so they changed it to the title of the actual release. The title is a reference to the eclectic ethnic identities of the band members: white "trash" (Erik Sandin), two Jews (Fat Mike and Eric Melvin), and a Hispanic (El Hefe).
All songs were written by Fat Mike except "Straight Edge," originally by Minor Threat.