| Treat Me Like the Dog I Am | |
| Type: | single |
| Artist: | Mötley Crüe |
| Album: | New Tattoo |
| Released: | 2000[1] |
| Recorded: | 2000 |
| Genre: | Glam metal, hard rock |
| Length: | 3:40 |
| Label: | Mötley Records |
| Prev Title: | New Tattoo |
| Prev Year: | 2000 |
| Next Title: | If I Die Tomorrow |
| Next Year: | 2005 |
"Treat Me Like the Dog I Am" is a song by American heavy metal band Mötley Crüe released as the third and final single of their 2000 studio album New Tattoo which charted at #41 on the Billboard 200 and #3 on the Top Internet Albums chart.[2] This is the last single to feature Randy Castillo on drums before his death in 2002.