100:00:00,100 --> 00:00:02,500Jorma Taccone: Yeah, and here's another piece of advice;
200:00:02,500 --> 00:00:05,600stay away from kids 'cause their hairs are filled with mad lice
300:00:05,600 --> 00:00:08,100Andy Samberg: There's no such thing as too much Purell,
400:00:08,100 --> 00:00:11,100This [is] a cautionary tale word to George Orwell
500:00:11,100 --> 00:00:14,300Akiva Schaffer: So don't 1984 sending plugs to the sockets,
600:00:14,300 --> 00:00:17,300always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it
700:00:17,300 --> 00:00:20,300Jorma Taccone: And hire a taster, make him check your food for poison,
800:00:20,300 --> 00:00:23,300and if you think your mailman is a spy, then destroy him
900:00:23,300 --> 00:00:26,300Andy Samberg: No blankets or pajamas, they can choke you in your sleep,
1000:00:26,300 --> 00:00:29,300two words about furniture: KILLING MACHINES