| Thorsten Schlumberger | |
| Birth Date: | 29 October 1960 |
| Birth Place: | Hamburg, West Germany |
| Height: | 1.70 m |
| Position: | Striker |
| Youthclubs1: | Hamburger SV |
| Years1: | 1979–1980 |
| Caps1: | 20 |
| Goals1: | 3 |
| Clubs1: | Hertha BSC |
| Years2: | 1981 |
| Caps2: | 19 |
| Goals2: | 4 |
| Clubs2: | Tennis Borussia Berlin |
| Years3: | 1981–1985 |
| Caps3: | 34 |
| Goals3: | 9 |
| Clubs3: | SCC Berlin |
| Years4: | 1985–1986 |
| Caps4: | 17 |
| Goals4: | 7 |
| Clubs4: | Hertha BSC |
| Years5: | 1987–1992 |
| Caps5: | 146 |
| Goals5: | 44 |
| Clubs5: | Blau-Weiß 90 Berlin |
| Clubs6: | BSV Brandenburg |
| Clubs7: | FSV Velten |
| Clubs8: | SV Wilhelmshaven |
| Totalcaps: | 236 |
| Totalgoals: | 67 |
Thorsten Schlumberger (born 29 October 1960 in Hamburg) is a former professional German footballer.
Schlumberger made eight appearances in the Bundesliga and 228 in the 2. Bundesliga during his playing career.