The Oldest Profession Explained
The Oldest Profession (French: '''Le Plus Vieux Métier du monde''') is a 1967 internationally co-produced comedy film. It features contributions from six different film directors, each one doing a segment on prostitution through the ages.[1]
Plot
- The Prehistoric Era – The cavewoman Brit is unable to attract a visiting trader until the wall painter Rak has the idea of making up her face.
- Roman Nights – In ancient Rome, the Emperor Flavius makes an excuse to leave the Empress Domitilla and go with the poet Menippus to a brothel. There he meets a mysterious and beautiful woman who proves to be his wife.
- Mademoiselle Mimi – During the French Revolution, Philibert asks to visit Mimi and from her window watches an old aristocrat being guillotined, saying it was his childless uncle. Promising to pay her as soon as the lawyers have settled the estate, he disappears.
- The Gay Nineties – In Paris in the 1890s, Nini goes to bed with a lonely old man and, looking through his wallet once he is asleep, finds he is a partner in a major bank. Refusing to take any money, she says she is in love with him and in the end lets him marry her.
- Paris Today – Catherine, who has lost her driving licence, works from a car driven by her friend Nadia. When the car is impounded, they buy an ambulance instead. One night it is stopped by police, who depart when they discover that the client is a doctor.
- Anticipation – In the future, a man from a remote space outpost visits Earth and at the spaceport hotel is offered a prostitute for the night. He rejects the girl, Marlène, as she is incapable of conversation. His hosts then find him another girl, Eléonore, who is full of charm and chat, but reluctant to go further. He persuades her that the mouth she uses so well could have further uses.
Cast
Prehistoric Era (directed by Franco Indovina)[2]
Roman Nights (directed by Mauro Bolognini)[2]
Mademoiselle Mimi (directed by Phillipe de Broca)
The Gay Nineties (directed by Michael Pfleghar)
Paris Today (directed by Claude Autant-Lara)
Anticipation (directed by Jean-Luc Godard)
Raquel Welch was the only American in the cast.[3]
Release
The rights to distribute the film in the US and English-speaking Canada were purchased by Jack Harris.[4] Harris later wrote in his memoirs he was attracted by the chance to work on "a brand new film, produced like a major Hollywood picture, featuring Raquel Welch and some of the hottest female stars in the world... It was a big disappointment as a theatrical entry. However through the years, between theatres, television and home video, it has never lost is popularity and has treated me very well."[5]
The Los Angeles Times thought the film was "ruined by some of the worst dubbing in recent memory".[6]
Notes and References
- News: NY Times.com: The Oldest Profession . https://web.archive.org/web/20110426085211/http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/36165/The-Oldest-Profession/overview . dead . 26 April 2011 . 29 January 2010. Vincent . Movies & TV Dept. . . Vincent Canby . 2011 . Canby.
- News: Movie Review: The Oldest Profession . 29 January 2010 . . Vincent . Canby . 8 November 1968 . dead . https://web.archive.org/web/20110426091033/http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/review?res=9C0DE7D61530E034BC4053DFB7678383679EDE . 26 April 2011 .
- "'Oldest Profession' Cast Set" Martin, Betty. Los Angeles Times 21 January 1967: 18.
- "PRESENTING THE FATHER OF 'THE BLOB'" Edwards, Dennis. Los Angeles Times 28 December 1980: o6.
- Jack H. Harris, Father of the Blob, 2015
- "'Oldest Profession' at the Music Hall" Thomas, Kevin. Los Angeles Times 29 June 1968: b7.
