| The Humans | |
| Schedule: | Monthly |
| Ongoing: | y |
| Publisher: | Image Comics |
| Genre: | Anthropomorphic Crime Fantasy |
| Startmo: | November |
| Startyr: | 2014 |
| Endyr: | present |
| Issues: | 11 |
| Writers: | Keenan Marshall Keller |
| Artists: | Tom Neely |
| Colorists: | Kristina Collantes |
| Creators: | Keenan Marshall Keller Tom Neely |
The Humans is an ongoing American comic book series from Image Comics created by writer Keenan Marshall Keller (Galactic Breakdown) and artist Tom Neely (All Crime Comics, Henry & Glenn Forever, Popeye).
The series focuses on the Humans, an outlaw biker gang based in an alternate 1970s Bakersfield, California, in an alternate universe where the dominant species are anthropomorphic apes, and humans (called "Skins") are used as pets or slaves, similar and Spiritual Successor to Planet of the Apes.[1]
The Bakersfield charter of the Humans MC consists of brothers Bobby and Johnny Moore, Marra, Karns, Crispin, Mojo, Doc, Nada, and Bricks.
As the Humans MC gathers to bury Mojo, a rival club called the Skabbs shows up and a fight ensues. The Humans finish the rumble, with Bobby defeating the Skabbs' president by punching his head through Mojo's headstone. Continuing the wake, the Humans return to their clubhouse at Mighty Joe's Junkyard and party around a funeral pyre they erect for Mojo's bike. As the party continues, Johnny, recently returned from Vietnam, rejoins the crew.
The next day, Bobby wakes Johnny from his nightmares of the war to introduce him to his idea for striking it big with a newly created drug called "Spazm" - a hallucinogenic form of speed created by Doc. Bobby plans to use the profits of the drug to get out from under the thumb of their boss, Abe Simian.
After Johnny is reunited with his bike, Moonbeam, the Humans attend a "Skin fight" (human cockfighting) at Abe's business, Flex Trucking. A meeting is held in Abe's office, consisting of Abe and the presidents of three MCs: Bobby of the Humans, Marcus of the Haterz, and Reeko Santini of the Madfückers. Abe hires the Humans to deliver two truckloads of the Haterz' cannabis from their Oakland charter to the Madfückers in Los Angeles, then deliver the Madfückers' five-crate meth shipment to Bakersfield.
Wanting a bigger cut for all the risk, Bobby initially demands from Abe ten percent of the profits. When Abe asks for a wager, Bobby's best skin against his, Bobby asks for fifteen percent if he wins, or the Humans will do both runs for free. To win the fight, Bobby injects one of their fighters with Spazm.
As the Humans make the run to LA, they fight off Victor's Legion, a gang of desert bandits who attempt to hijack the convoy. After losing Moonbeam and Bobby's bike, The Governor, the Humans survive the hijack attempt and successfully deliver the drugs to LA. While in the city, the Humans party at the Madfückers MC clubhouse, while Crispin accompanies Johnny on his ride to reunite with his long-lost love, Peg, who now strips at the Forbidden Zone in Oildale.
After calling out and ditching Crispin, Johnny rides alone to the Forbidden Zone, where he gets drunk while waiting for Peg to arrive for her shift. As he waits, a few locals pick a fight with him, nearly setting him on fire before being saved by the club's staff. Later, Peg arrives for her shift, surprised to find Johnny there. Back in Bakersfield at Flex Trucking, Crispin makes a deal to help Abe finish the Humans once and for all.
At the end of each issue is a newsletter that features two to three songs from bands contributing a soundtrack for the series, with each issue containing one volume of music. Each new track is added to the Humans Soundtrack SoundCloud page. With the release of issue #7, the creators revealed they had opened up submissions for bands to write original songs inspired by the comic for the soundtrack. With the deadline on October 25, 2015, the winning tracks were included in the SoundCloud soundtrack release for issue #10, and artist Tom Neely designed a T-shirt graphic for the winning bands.
| Artist/Band | Song | Issue/Volume |
|---|---|---|
| Zig Zags | Humans March (Let's Die) | 1 |
| Smelly Tongues | Live to Ride | |
| Boss Kong | Ride to Die | 2 |
| Goblin Cock | Just Fucking Humans | |
| Boss Kong | Viet-Kong | 3 |
| Fairlight Express | Outside in a Cage | |
| Coliseum | Man Should Surrender | 4 |
| Wizard Rifle | Apes Bounce For Fux!/The Deuce Is Loose | |
| Gary Wrong Group | Warlords Willing Redux | 5 |
| Speedbuggy | Still Movin' On | |
| Degreaser | Erase My Mind | 6 |
| Witches of God | Return of the Living Dead | |
| Sun Trash | Electric Feather Hair | |
| Folsom Keller | Humans | 7 |
| Apeshit Simians | Simian Stomp | |
| Damien Blaise | Mojo's Funeral | |
| Ghoul | Humans Till Deth | 8 |
| Heavy Lids | Fight It | |
| Saviours | The Sacrifice | 9 |
| Imagine "the" Band & Die Rotzz | Nife Fite | |
| Boss Kong | Ape Hanger | 10 |
| The Hip Priests1 | For Life Till Deth | |
| Child Leash1 | Monkey Eye | |
| Cadaver Pudding2 | Primacy | |
| Thee Minks2 | Cavegirl Love | |
| The Sorority2 | Reconnaissance By Fire | |
| Scuzz2 | Nihilistic Vile Punks | |
| Dark Palms2 | Ghost Horse | |
| Apex Shrine2 | Can't Help Myself | |
| Admiral Sir Cloudesley Shovell2 | Mean and Filthy |
1 Battle of the Bands winner
2 Battle of the Bands honorary mention
Below are songs said to have inspired the writing for the comic.
| Artist/Band | Song | Album | |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Spits | Rip Up the Streets | The Spits IV: School's Out | |
| Davie Allan & the Arrows | Blues' Theme | The Wild Angels (Music from the Soundtrack of the Motion Picture) | |
| Ty Segall & White Fence | Easy Ryder | Hair | |
| The Black Angels | Black Grease | Passover | |
| Oblivians | Indian In Me | ||
| Motörhead | Live to Win | Ace of Spades | |
| Jerusalem | Hooded Eagle | Jerusalem | |
| George Brigman | Don't Bother Me | Jungle Rot | |
| Pretty Things | Grass | Parachute | |
| Bizarros | Jackson's Pride | From Akron (w/ Rubber City Rebels) | |
| Donovan | Cosmic Wheels | Cosmic Wheels | |
| Brainbombs | After Acid | Burning Hell | |
| Wizzard Sleeve | Mommy's Little Baby | Make the World Go Away | |
| Midnight | I Am Violator | Complete and Total Hell | |
| DMZ | Don't Jump Me Mother | DMZ LP | |
| The Monkees | Can You Dig It | Head | |
| The Screamers | I Wanna Hurt | In a Better World | |
| Iggy and the Stooges | Gimme Danger | Raw Power | |
| Bits of Shit | F | Cut Sleeves | |
| Cuntz | Never Felt Better | Solid Mates | |
| Mammoth | Mammoth | ||
| Flower Travellin' Band | Satori, Pt. 2 | Satori | |
| Funkadelic | Maggot Brain | Maggot Brain | |
| The Spits | Kill the Kool | Kill the Kool |