| The Heartless Control Everything | |
| Type: | ep |
| Artist: | The Chiodos Bros. |
| Cover: | THCE.jpg |
| Released: | January 25, 2003 |
| Recorded: | November 2002 |
| Genre: | Post-hardcore, emo |
| Length: | 29:20 |
| Label: | Search and Rescue |
| Producer: | The Chiodos Bros. |
| Prev Title: | The Best Way to Ruin Your Life |
| Prev Year: | 2002 |
| Next Title: | All's Well That Ends Well |
| Next Year: | 2005 |
The Heartless Control Everything is the third EP from the American post-hardcore band The Chiodos Bros, later known simply as Chiodos. It was released January 25, 2003 on the label Search and Rescue Records. Craig Owens, Matt Goddard. The title is a reference to the popular selling PS2 video game Kingdom Hearts, whereat the villains in the game are called the 'Heartless'.