The Funeral Sciences Explained

The Funeral Sciences
Type:studio
Artist:Schoolyard Heroes
Cover:The_Funeral_Sciences.jpg
Caption:Schoolyard Heroes' debut album, The Funeral Sciences
Released:October 21, 2003
Length:37:02
Label:The Control Group
Producer:Joe Reineke
Year:2003
Next Title:Fantastic Wounds
Next Year:2005

The Funeral Sciences is the debut album by Schoolyard Heroes. It was released in 2003 on Control Group/TCG. All songs are written by Schoolyard Heroes.

Track listing

  1. "Curse of the Werewolf" – 3:14
  2. "All-You-Can-Eat Cancer" – 3:54
  3. "The Mechanical Man vs. the Robot From the Outer Limits" – 2:09
  4. "Dawn Of The Dead" – 2:45
  5. "Blood-Spattered Sundress" – 2:45
  6. "Attack of the Puppet People" – 2:49
  7. "Bury the Tooth of the Hydra and a Skeleton Army Will Arise" – 3:19
  8. "The Klaw" – 2:21
  9. "Michael Dudakoff: American Ninja" – 3:32
  10. "Contra" – 2:01
  11. "Boyfriend" – 2:43
  12. "Sincerely Yours, Jonathan Harker" – 5:24