| The First Seven Inches | |
| Type: | EP |
| Artist: | Sloppy Seconds |
| Border: | yes |
| Released: | 1987 |
| Genre: | Punk rock |
| Label: | Alternative Testicles |
| Next Title: | Destroyed |
| Next Year: | 1990 |
The First Seven Inches is the first EP released by punk band Sloppy Seconds. It was released in 1987 on the band's own Alternative Testicles label. In 1992, it was reissued on Taang! Records under the title The First Seven Inches...And Then Some! along with 10 bonus tracks of various b-sides and outtakes from the band's first two albums and prior. The CD release included the Misfits cover "Where Eagles Dare." For the album's 1999 reissue, the band's Lonely Christmas EP is included as a bonus disk.