| Teach Children to Worship Satan | |
| Type: | ep |
| Longtype: | (cover album) |
| Artist: | Dark Funeral |
| Cover: | Dark Funeral - Teach Children to Worship Satan album art.jpg |
| Recorded: | The Abyss Studio 2 |
| Genre: | Black metal |
| Language: | English |
| Label: | No Fashion |
| Producer: | Tommy Tägtgren, Dark Funeral |
| Prev Title: | Vobiscum Satanas |
| Prev Year: | 1998 |
| Next Title: | Diabolis Interium |
| Next Year: | 2001 |
Teach Children to Worship Satan is the second EP by Swedish black metal band Dark Funeral. The only release to feature Gaahnfaust on drums.
Tracks two through five were recorded for various tribute albums. "An Apprentice of Satan" was recorded as a preview, and then re-recorded for their next studio album, Diabolis Interium.