| Simon Kistemaker | |
| Birth Date: | 1940 8, df=y |
| Birth Place: | IJmuiden, Netherlands |
| Manageryears1: | 1969–1970 |
| Managerclubs1: | HFC EDO |
| Manageryears2: | 1970–1971 |
| Managerclubs2: | ZFC |
| Manageryears3: | 1984 |
| Managerclubs3: | FC Volendam |
| Manageryears4: | 1984–1985 |
| Managerclubs4: | DS '79 |
| Manageryears5: | 1985–1986 |
| Managerclubs5: | SC Cambuur |
| Manageryears6: | 1986–1989 |
| Managerclubs6: | DS '79 |
| Manageryears7: | 1989–1993 |
| Managerclubs7: | De Graafschap |
| Manageryears8: | 1993–1995 |
| Managerclubs8: | SC Telstar |
| Manageryears9: | 1995 |
| Managerclubs9: | FC Utrecht |
| Manageryears10: | 1996–1999 |
| Managerclubs10: | SV Spakenburg |
| Manageryears11: | 1999–2001 |
| Managerclubs11: | SC Telstar |
| Manageryears12: | 2005–2007 |
| Managerclubs12: | FC Türkiyemspor |
| Manageryears13: | 2007–2008 |
| Managerclubs13: | FC Breukelen |
| Manageryears14: | 2008–2009 |
| Managerclubs14: | ADO '20 (technical director) |
| Manageryears15: | 2009 |
| Managerclubs15: | ADO '20 (caretaker) |
Simon Kistemaker (29 August 1940 - 23 November 2021) was a Dutch football manager.[1]