| Short Music for Short People | |
| Type: | compilation |
| Artist: | Various artists |
| Cover: | ShortMusicForShortPeople albumcover.jpg |
| Released: | June 1, 1999 |
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| Length: | 49:27 |
| Label: | Fat Wreck Chords |
| Chronology: | Fat Wreck Chords |
| Prev Title: | Life in the Fat Lane |
| Prev Year: | 1999 |
| Next Title: | Live Fat, Die Young |
| Next Year: | 2001 |
Short Music for Short People is a 1999 compilation album released on the Fat Wreck Chords record label. It features 101 bands playing songs averaging approximately 30 seconds in length.
With a few exceptions, most of the album's tracks were written and recorded specifically for this release at the request of Fat Wreck Chords founder and NOFX bassist/vocalist Fat Mike. The compilation peaked at #191 on the Billboard 200.
Due to limitations of the CD format, tracks 99–101 are indexed as one track.