Short Dick Man Explained

Short Dick Man
Cover:Short_dick_man.jpg
Caption:US release under the original title
Type:single
Artist:20 Fingers featuring Gillette
Album:On the Attack and More 20 Fingers
Genre:
  • House
  • novelty
Length:
  • 4:49
  • 3:21 (clean version)
Label:
Producer:Charlie Babie
Chronology:20 Fingers
Next Title:Lick It
Next Year:1995

"Short Dick Man" (also known as "Short, Short Man") is a song by American hip house group 20 Fingers featuring rapper Gillette. It was released in August 1994 on Zoo Entertainment and SOS Records as their debut single from their album, On the Attack and More (1994). The song also appears on 20 Fingers' second self-titled studio album and on Gillette's debut solo album, On the Attack. The tune was a global success, particularly in Brazil, France and Italy. In France and Italy, this was a number-one hit. It also reached number three in Germany, number four in Australia, number six in Austria and the Wallonia region of Belgium, and number seven in the Netherlands and New Zealand. Its music video was directed by Daniel Zirilli.

Background

This single, which involves women mocking the size of a man's penis, was also released in a toned down version replacing the word "dick" with "short", along with rearranged lyrics (this version was also released under the censored title "Short Short Man").[1] Co-writer Manfred Mohr told the Los Angeles Times that the point of the song was to attract attention. "We figured there were all these songs by men bashing women and treating women like sex objects. So we decided a song that turned the tables on men might attract some attention." According to the vocalist Sandra Gillette, the point of the song is to "strike back at all the women-bashing songs in pop, especially in rap."[2] Some radio stations refused to play the song as it was deemed controversial.[3]

In 1995, Gillette performed the song live on the Brazilian children's music series Xuxa Hits, completely uncensored.[4]

Critical reception

Larry Flick from Billboard described the song as a "goofy dance novelty single", adding that "comical female rants on the shortcomings of a lover are woven into a rigid groove. 'Clean' version has daintily been retitled 'Short short Man', bleeping out all blunt penis references."[5] BuzzFeed ranked it at number 54 in their list of "The 101 Greatest Dance Songs Of the '90s" in 2017.[6] David Browne from Entertainment Weekly commented, "'Short Short Man' (also known as 'Short D — – Man'), with a hard, thumping beat and, er, a harder message: You need some tweezers to put that little thing away? Gillette taunts. Ouch! If those jibes don't hurt enough, they're followed by synthesizer bleeps of mocking laughter."[7]

Robbie Daw from Idolator said it "became a dance-crossover sensation — due, largely, to attention-grabbing lyrics like these: That has got to be the smallest dick I have ever seen in my whole life / Get the fuck outta here! He added, "In many ways, the song played at the time like the female response to hits by male artists that objectified women, such as 'Rump Shaker' and 'Bump N' Grind' — and the music-buying masses, er, grabbed on tightly, thanks to slightly-edited (read: cleaned up) version, 'Short short Man', being put into heavy rotation."[8] Andy Beevers from Music Week rated it three out of five, adding that "this house track features a fiercely funny verbal assault that leaves little to imagination." He also concluded: "The track is not likely to get any radio play, but has been making up for it with plenty of club exposure."[9]

James Hamilton from their RM Dance Update described it as a "hilarious bitchy comments prodded sparse bouncily jolting" song.[10] Wendi Cermak from The Network Forty wrote that "a throbbing base line that's not bogged down by over-production complements the eloquent - and slightly politically incorrect - vocals."[11] Also Pete Stanton from Smash Hits gave it three out of five, saying, "Annoying beat, strange quirky noises, and the dodgiest lyrics in town. Let's just say it's about some girl complaining about some fella's tidgy widger."[12]

Chart performance

"Short Dick Man" proved to be successful on the charts all over the world, peaking at number two on the RPM Dance/Urban chart in Canada and number three on the Billboard Hot Dance Club Play chart in the United States. In Europe, the single went to number-one in both France and Italy. It entered the top 10 also in Austria (6), Belgium (6), Germany (3) and the Netherlands (7), as well as on the Eurochart Hot 100, where it peaked at number seven. Additionally, "Short Dick Man" was a top 20 hit in Scotland (14) and the United Kingdom. In the latter, it peaked at number eleven in its second run at the UK Singles Chart, on September 24, 1995.[13] But on the UK Dance Chart, it was an even bigger hit, reaching number three. In Oceania, the single charted at number four and seven in Australia and New Zealand. On the US Billboard Hot 100, it reached number 14, while on the Canadian The Record singles chart, it reached number six.

"Short Dick Man" earned a gold record in Germany and the US, with a sale of 250,000 and 500,000 singles, and a silver recordin France, when 125,000 units were sold there.

Music video

A music video was made for "Short Dick Man", directed by Daniel Zirilli.[14]

Cover versions

In 1995, the song was covered by Machito Ponce and Diamanda Turbin as "Short Dick Man (¡Ponte A Brincar!)".[15] In 2007, the song was covered by Laurent Wolf, featuring Marilyn David. This 3:35 version is available on several compilations, such as Été 2007[16] and Contact Play & Dance vol. 4.[17]

Formats and track listings

  1. "Short Dick Man" (radio mix) — 3:16
  2. "Short Dick Man" (J.J. energy mix radio edit) — 3:20
  1. "Short Dick Man" (Radio Mix) — 3:21
  2. "Short Dick Man" (Bass Mix) — 4:54
  3. "Short Dick Man" (Jazzy Mix) — 4:51
  4. "Short Dick Man" (Accapella) — 4:23
  5. "Short Dick Man" (Club Mix) — 4:50
  6. "Short Dick Man" (J.J. Energy Mix) — 4:39
  7. "Short Dick Man" (Insane Mix) — 5:07
  8. "Short Dick Man" (Dub Mix) — 2:41
  1. "Short Dick Man" (club mix) — 4:48
  2. "Short Dick Man" (a cappella) — 4:17
  3. "Short Dick Man" (bass mix) — 4:51
  4. "Short Dick Man" (radio edit) — 3:16
  1. "Short Dick Man" (heavy dick version) — 10:33
  2. "Short Dick Man" (aladino remix) — 5:04
  3. "Short Dick Man" (pagany "the sound" remix) — 6:10
  4. "Short Dick Man" (Ti.Pi.Cal. planet remix) — 8:33
  5. "Short Dick Man" (unity 3 bip remix) — 6:01
  6. "Short Dick DJ" (Old Betsy - NoiseLab Crew remix) - 4:29

Personnel

Charts

Weekly charts

20 Fingers version

Chart (1994–1995)Peak
position
Canada Retail Singles (The Record)[18] 6
Europe (Eurochart Hot 100)[19] 7
Europe (European Dance Radio)[20] 3
Iceland (Íslenski Listinn Topp 40)[21] 11
Italy (Musica e dischi)[22] 1
Scotland (OCC)[23] 14
UK Singles (OCC)[24] 21
UK Singles (OCC)1 [25] 11
UK Dance (OCC)[26] 3
UK R&B (OCC)[27] 38
UK Club Chart (Music Week)[28] 4
US Billboard Hot 100[29] 14
US Dance Club Play (Billboard)[30] 3
US Maxi-Singles Sales (Billboard)[31] 3
US Top 40/Rhythm-Crossover (Billboard)[32] 28
US Cash Box Top 100[33] 26

Machito Ponce version

Year-end charts

Chart (1994)Position
Netherlands (Dutch Top 40)[35] 120
Netherlands (Single Top 100)[36] 63
UK Club Chart (Music Week)[37] 56
Chart (1995)Position
Australia (ARIA)[38] 67
Austria (Ö3 Austria Top 40)[39] 34
Belgium (Ultratop 50 Flanders)[40] 99
Belgium (Ultratop 50 Wallonia)[41] 18
Canada Dance/Urban (RPM)[42] 34
Europe (Eurochart Hot 100)[43] 40
France (SNEP)[44] 18
Germany (Official German Charts)[45] 24
Netherlands (Dutch Top 40)[46] 140
US Billboard Hot 100[47] 76

Release history

RegionDateFormat(s)Label(s)
GermanyAugust 31, 1994CDZYX Music
United KingdomNovember 14, 1994Multiply[48]

See also

Notes and References

  1. Elia Habib, Muz hit. tubes, p. 313
  2. https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1995-02-04-ca-27901-story.html 'Short, Short Man' Attacks Big, Big Sexism
  3. Book: Maxwell. Kenneth. A Sexual Odyssey: From Forbidden Fruit to Cybersex. 2013. 77.
  4. https://boingboing.net/2021/07/09/these-brazilian-kids-have-no-idea-what-gillette-is-singing-in-short-dick-man.html
  5. Larry. Flick. Single Reviews: New and Noteworthy. Billboard. August 27, 1994. January 31, 2020. Larry Flick.
  6. Web site: Matt . Stopera . Brian . Galindo . The 101 Greatest Dance Songs of the '90s . . March 11, 2017 . March 31, 2020 .
  7. David. Browne. Current radio hits. Entertainment Weekly. January 17, 1995. February 23, 2020. David Browne (journalist).
  8. Web site: Daw, Robbie. The 50 Best Pop Singles Of 1994 (Featuring New Interviews With Ace Of Base, TLC, Lisa Loeb, Real McCoy & Haddaway). Idolator. November 20, 2014. April 7, 2020.
  9. Andy . Beevers . Market Preview: Dance . . November 12, 1994 . 15 . April 22, 2021.
  10. James . Hamilton . Dj directory . Music Week, in Record Mirror (Dance Update Supplemental Insert) . November 19, 1994 . 11 . April 22, 2021 . James Hamilton (DJ and journalist).
  11. Wendi. Cermak. Crossover. The Network Forty. June 24, 1994. 26. March 29, 2020.
  12. Pete . Stanton . New Singles . . November 9, 1994 . 53 . April 27, 2021.
  13. Web site: Official Singles Chart Top 100 24 September 1995 - 30 September 1995. Official Charts Company. September 17, 2020.
  14. Web site: Short Short Man (1994) by Gillette. November 30, 2001 . IMVDb.com. October 18, 2018.
  15. News: Machito Ponce, un exponente del retro. February 25, 2017. September 27, 2018. Diario Hoy. es.
  16. Été 2007, track listing and charts Lescharts.com (Retrieved September 24, 2008)
  17. Contact Play & Dance Vol. 4, track listing Lescharts.com (Retrieved September 24, 2008)
  18. Hits of the World: Canada. Billboard. April 22, 1995. 66. November 20, 2022.
  19. https://books.google.com/books?id=2wsEAAAAMBAJ&dq=short+dick+man+finland&pg=PA49 European peak
  20. European Dance Radio Top 25. Music & Media. January 28, 1995. 25. May 27, 2023.
  21. News: Íslenski Listinn Topp 40 (1.4. '95 – 7.4. '95). Dagblaðið Vísir. is. 24. April 1, 1995. March 19, 2023.
  22. Top 10 Sales in Europe. Music & Media. 11. 48. 17. November 26, 1994. November 25, 2019.
  23. Web site: Official Scottish Singles Sales Chart Top 100 (24 September 1995-30 September 1995). officialcharts.com. February 8, 2018.
  24. "Short Dick Man", UK Singles Chart Official Charts Company (Retrieved September 24, 2008)
  25. "Short, Short Man", UK Singles Chart (second release) Official Charts Company (Retrieved September 24, 2008)
  26. Web site: Official UK Dance Singles Chart (20 November 1994-26 November 1994). officialcharts.com. February 9, 2018.
  27. Web site: Official R&B Singles Chart Top 40. officialcharts.com. May 25, 2018.
  28. The RM Club Chart. Music Week, in Record Mirror (Dance Update Supplemental Insert). November 19, 1994. 6. May 20, 2023.
  29. Billboard Hot 100. Billboard. January 7, 1995. December 12, 2023.
  30. Dance Club Songs. Billboard. October 15, 1994. subscription. December 12, 2023.
  31. Dance Singles Sales. Billboard. October 29, 1994. subscription. December 12, 2023.
  32. Rhythmic Airplay. Billboard. October 1, 1994. subscription. December 12, 2023.
  33. Cash Box Top 100 Pop Singles. Cash Box. LVIII. 19. 10. January 21, 1995. February 19, 2018.
  34. https://books.google.com/books?id=zgsEAAAAMBAJ&dq=short+dick+man+spain&pg=PA56 Spanish peak
  35. Web site: Jaarlijsten 1994. nl. Stichting Nederlandse Top 40. November 29, 2019.
  36. Web site: JAAROVERZICHTEN - Single 1994. nl. dutchcharts.nl. December 7, 2019.
  37. The RM Club Chart of the Year. Music Week, in Record Mirror (Dance Update Supplemental Insert). December 24, 1994. 10. May 20, 2023.
  38. 113.
  39. Web site: Jahreshitparade Singles 1995. de. March 19, 2023.
  40. Web site: Jaaroverzichten 1995. Ultratop. nl. March 19, 2023.
  41. Web site: Rapports annuels 1995. Ultratop. fr. March 19, 2023.
  42. RPM Top 50 Dance Tracks of 1995. RPM. Library and Archives Canada. March 19, 2023.
  43. 1995 Year-End Sales Charts: Eurochart Hot 100 Singles. Music & Media. 12. 51/52. 14. December 23, 1995. December 2, 2019.
  44. Web site: Tops de L'année Top Singles 1995. SNEP. fr. March 19, 2023.
  45. Web site: Top 100 Single-Jahrescharts 1995. GfK Entertainment. de. November 26, 2019.
  46. Web site: Jaarlijsten 1995. nl. Stichting Nederlandse Top 40. December 3, 2019.
  47. Web site: Billboard Top 100 – 1995 . August 27, 2010 . dead . https://web.archive.org/web/20090815124541/http://longboredsurfer.com/charts.php?year=1995 . August 15, 2009 .
  48. Single Releases. Music Week. 23. November 12, 1994.