| She's a Secretary | |
| Type: | single |
| Artist: | Celebrate the Nun |
| Album: | Meanwhile |
| Released: | 1990 |
| Recorded: | 1989 |
| Genre: | Synth-pop |
| Label: | Enigma Records |
| Producer: | Achim Völker |
| Prev Title: | Will You Be There |
| Prev Year: | 1989 |
| Next Title: | Patience |
| Next Year: | 1991 |
"She's a Secretary" is a song by the German synthpop band Celebrate the Nun, released in 1990 as the third single from their 1989 debut album Meanwhile. The song peaked at No. 12 on the Billboard Dance Play Chart on the week of December 8, 1990.