| Schöne Bescherung | |
| Cover: | Schoenebescherung.gif |
| Type: | single |
| Artist: | Die Toten Hosen |
| Released: | 1983 |
| Genre: | Punk rock |
| Length: | 3:02 |
| Label: | Totenkopf |
| Prev Title: | Hip Hop Bommi Bop |
| Prev Year: | 1983 |
| Next Title: | Kriminaltango |
| Next Year: | 1984 |
"Schöne Bescherung" (roughly Happy holidays; lit. Nice gift-giving, also Nice mess) is a single by Die Toten Hosen. In concept, the song is a Christmas greeting.
Another version of the song is available on The Battle of the Bands.