Broadcast on the Triple J radio station to simulcast with the annual three-game rugby league State of Origin series, Australian comedians Roy and HG (played by John Doyle and Greig Pickhaver) provide a commentary of the match at hand. An extension of the duo's This Sporting Life radio program, also on Triple J, Roy and HG's use of comedy makes their sporting calls unique from that provided by other media sources, and has earned a cult following. With the duo's move to Triple M radio in 2009, and the end of This Sporting Life, the State of Origin commentary is currently on hiatus.
A unique deviation from the usual format of the Triple J State of Origin coverage occurred in Game One of the 2007 Series, when Roy Slaven was unavailable to be present for the commentary. As a replacement, HG Nelson was joined by former New South Wales player Jason Stevens and Triple J radio personality Scott Dooley. King Wally Otto's pre-game build-up was replaced by Triple J presenter Jason Whalley, dubbed "The Ancient Voice of the Rhomb".
At 7:30pm on the night of a State of Origin match, Triple J interrupts its normal evening broadcasts (Super Request) in New South Wales and Queensland, and the State of Origin coverage begins with a fanfare of horns. A lengthy introduction to State of Origin rugby league is given by "King Wally Otto in the Soundproof Booth" (a pseudonym for well-known Australian voice-over presenter Robbie McGregor). This introduction, which can last for 5 minutes or more, features King Wally Otto enthusiastically reading an elaborate Doyle and Pickhaver script, which more often than not culminates in a list of Former Origin Greats ("F.O.G.s"), and anecdotes about their achievements or foibles. It is also common for Otto to announce a 'theme' for the year's three game series, often to do with current events (such as the 2003 invasion of Iraq). A twist on this was when the 2006 series was heavily "sponsored" by fictitious Lakemba-based car dealership Frosty Lahood Motors Australia.
At the end of Otto's build-up to the game, he usually switches to a rhapsodic introduction for Roy and HG themselves, ending with the question "are you there...HG?" Taking his role of the 'sports announcer' of the pair, HG Nelson thanks King Wally Otto in the Soundproof Booth, welcomes listeners to their State of Origin coverage and provides further build-up to the game at hand. Nelson introduces the State of Origin contest as being played for the "highest principles on the planet"; those principles being "Peace through violence, harmony through brutality and getting everyone to shut-up and behave just like us or they’ll cop a boot up the date [buttocks] and a fist of fives."
During the first few minutes, Nelson's broadcasting partner, "Rampaging" Roy Slaven[1] remains silent until eventually introduced to the airwaves by Nelson. Roy's character, a supposed former player of the game who takes more of an 'expert commentary' role to Nelson's main call,[2] is often restrained with his opening remarks; that is, until his enthusiasm for the game provokes a passionate expression of opinion about the contest to Nelson and the listening audience. The pair talk about the build-up to the game for approximately half an hour, often with Slaven recounting supposed interactions he had with stars of the league (he professes intimate friendships with virtually every current and former player of rugby league). An example of one of these (obviously fictional) exchanges was before the first game of the 2006 series which New South Wales was entering after winning the previous three in a row. With many media commentators declaring the concept of State of Origin dead after such one-sided results, Roy contacted Wally Lewis for his thoughts on the upcoming series, to which he replied "oh, are they still playing that?"
At approximately 8:00pm the players enter the field and line up for the singing of the Australian national anthem; an occasion which provides one of Roy and HG's most infamous twists on traditional sports commentary. As the television pictures show footage of a vocalist singing "Advance Australia Fair," the Triple J coverage completely replaces the song with Lionel Rose's 1969 song "I Thank You." The choice of this song probably is due to the opening lyrics "When a boy becomes a man..." (signifying young players 'stepping up' to the challenge of State of Origin football) as well as the inherent violence associated with the former-boxer, Rose. The Lionel Rose song is faded out by Roy and HG when they sense the real singer is wrapping up their performance (usually after the first chorus of "I Thank You"), with Roy and HG invariably praising the singer for a fantastic performance. Before the beginning of State of Origin I 2008, because the buildup to the game had been quite emotional as Jack Gibson had recently died, a violin solo of "Waltzing Matilda" was played during the national anthem, with both Roy and HG applauding the 'beautiful' rendition.
Compared to the more traditional commentary on Channel 9 and ABC Radio's Grandstand, Roy and HG are often less restrained in their criticism of players and teams. This feature of their call may be off-putting for certain fans who are sensitive to hearing players in their team criticised (being called a "goose", etc.), but is generally taken in the humorous way it is intended. The duo's commentary, and particularly Slaven's, often features over the top reactions to the game at hand, such as calling for entire teams of players to be sacked after losses, or even questioning whether losing teams will ever win another match in the future.
Though Doyle was born in New South Wales, and both currently reside within the state, this gives seemingly little influence to any commentary 'bias'. Roy and HG are also quick to relish the more 'unsavoury' actions of players on the field which are ignored or downplayed by more traditional commentators. This includes spitting, dacking, wedgies, gouging, groping, pig-rooting, fighting and roughhousing in general.
Roy and HG's State of Origin commentary is also noteworthy for the use of nicknames to refer to many of players on the field, rather than their surnames. While standard, well-known nicknames such as "Sticky" Ricky Stuart and "Mad Dog" MacDougall are used, the duo are renowned for their creation and use of more obscure 'running joke'-type nicknames about players. A partial list of nicknames is presented below:
| New South Wales State of Origin player nicknames | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Player name | Roy and HG nickname | Reason for nickname | |
| Jamie Ainscough | A play on the pronunciation of Ainscough's surname. He was also called "the prettiest sight in rugby league" due to his bizarre running style. | ||
| Braith Anasta | Roy and HG noted during one match that Anasta's effectiveness in the New South Wales defence was like a hole that Queensland players could break through with little trouble, "There's a hole out there, and it's called Anasta". | ||
| Braith Anasta | Death and Poison | A nickname picked up during the 2007 Origin series, Anasta made several errors with the ball after which Roy and HG suggesting that everything he touched turned to death and poison. | |
| Braith Anasta | The Car Horn | Given to Anasta during the 2007 series as Roy and HG pointed out, the horn doesn't do anything for the car except make noise. | |
| David Barnhill | Mockers | To "put the mocker on someone" is similar to a curse or a bad luck wish. Roy and HG nicknamed Barnhill "Mockers" because of the numerous losing grand final teams he had been a part of. | |
| Greg Bird | Tweet Tweet | Occasionally named Tweet Tweet because of his last name. | |
| Greg Bird | The Personality | For growing a moustache and therefore having more personality than anyone else on the field | |
| Tim Brasher | The Boy/Man on the Bike | Brasher entered first grade while still in high school. | |
| Danny Buderus | Butterball Buderus | Possibly because of his poor ball handling in a State of Origin match. | |
| John Cartwright | The Burning Map | The television series Bonanza, whose protagonists were the Cartwright family, featured a burning map in its intro sequence. | |
| Matt Cooper | The Brown Polish | Cooper was tackled several times in the first and second games of the 2007 series on top of some of the advertising paint on the playing field, most of which was black and red in colour, causing Cooper's face and legs to get covered in black/red/brown polish. Most of the other players ended up with this as well. This nickname also alludes to the coaching polish put on Cooper by his St George-Illawarra club coach Nathan Brown. | |
| Laurie Daley | Tooley | In reference to an alleged dressing room incident following the Canberra Raiders' first Grand Final win in 1989 where Daley celebrated by allegedly popping his own "magnum" of champagne in full view of his teammates and then Prime Minister Bob Hawke. Tool is a slang term used often by Roy and HG for penis. | |
| Jim Dymock | The Doctor's Feet | Due to Dymock's "sublime" kicking game, Roy posited that his feet were as educated as a doctor's. | |
| Ben Elias | Back Door Benny | Often shortened to just "The Door." Elias occasionally attempted to pass the ball behind his back or "through the back door" with mixed success. This nickname alludes to Benny's alleged sexual predilections. | |
| Ben Elias | The Crimea Look | During a 1990s State of Origin appearance, Elias suffered a nasty head gash during the game which required a bandage. By the end of the game, the wound was so bad that a lot of blood had seeped through the bandage and was all over his face and jersey. The Blues ended up winning the game and Elias's mother ran on the field to congratulate him. This post-match hug resulted in his mother being covered in blood too. The Roy and HG nickname is derived from Elias' appearance more resembling a warring soldier than a sportsman. | |
| Andrew Ettingshausen | The Nudist | After nude pictures taken of Ettingshausen in the shower were published by Blue Magazine, he sued them for invasion of privacy. Also referred to as "The Flathead" in response to the nude dressing room photo. The flathead fish observed from above is said to have a similar profile to a penis. In Game 2, 1993, HG, Encouraged ET to "grease up and slip through" when running the ball back into the QLD defence. | |
| Brad Fittler | Captain in a Cab, Adolf, About to cut loose | While captaining New South Wales, Fittler was found unconscious and incoherently drunk in front of a police station unable to communicate his name or address. After three hours, he was sober enough to remember his address and he was loaded into a cab by police officers.http://www.smh.com.au/news/Sport/Drunken-debacles/2005/05/27/1117129898579.html Early in his career, he was occasionally referred to as "Adolf" (i.e. Adolf Fittler). | |
| Craig Fitzgibbon | Raw Bones | Named because of his bald head and thin bony physique, resembling a skeleton. | |
| Bryan Fletcher | Old Man River | The nickname was given as a reference to his age, being one of the oldest players on the team. | |
| Mark Gasnier | Fire Up Bitch! | Gasnier was fired from the 2004 New South Wales State of Origin team for leaving an obscene voice mail message on a woman's mobile phone after a 'bonding session'https://web.archive.org/web/20050211055421/http://www.abc.net.au/sport/content/s1112566.htm. The transcript of the phone message is as follows: "Where the fuck are you? There's four toey humans in the cab with sausages ready to spurt sauce. It's 20 to four...and you're in bed, fuck me. Fire up, you sad cunt."http://www.spinstartshere.com/?q=taxonomy/term/41&from=15 Roy and HG also shorten this nickname to variations such as "The F.U.B.", "Fubby" and "The Fubster". | |
| Mark Gasnier | Shimmy, Shimmy, Whoosh! | From an NRL Pog describing Gasnier's step maneuver as the "Shimmy, Shimmy, Whoosh". | |
| Mark Geyer | The Tap | He can run hot and cold or "turn it on" i.e. on-field violence. By extension, Geyer's younger brother Matt is nicknamed "Tap II." | |
| Kurt Gidley | Giddy-Up Gidley | The younger brother of Matthew Gidley and has had the nickname handed down to him. | |
| Kurt Gidley | Newcastle's Finest Slicer | Often shortened to just "The Slicer". Named after one particular match where Kurt constantly broke or "sliced" through Queensland's defensive line. Also prior to becoming a first grade footballer, Kurt was an apprentice butcher. | |
| Matthew Gidley | Giddy-Up Gidley | See above. | |
| Ryan Girdler | "No Sex Please" I'm Ryan Girdler | Often shortened to "No Sex Please". A reference to the play No Sex Please, We're British. Taken from Girdler's reluctance on The Footy Show to interact with any females when engaged to be married (Girdler ended up not marrying). | |
| Craig Gower | The Man in the Taxi | After Gower was involved in an off-field incident involving a taxi. | |
| Jarryd Hayne | Hip Head Hayne | In the 2008 State of Origin series, Hayne was briefly knocked out because he hit his head against another player's hip. | |
| Terry Hill | Fizzer | During a particular game, Roy and HG noted how most plays involving Hill "fizzed out" due to factors such as his poor ball-handling skills. From that point onwards, he was dubbed "Fizzer Hill" with the pair shouting "FIZZ! FIZZ | FIZZ!" whenever he was passed the ball. During his final appearances for New South Wales, the older Hill was lampooned by Slaven for being "too old, too slow, too stupid" whenever he was brought into play. Slaven and Nelson surmised that Hill wasn't in the New South Wales side for his sporting talent, but rather for his personal qualities (calling him "the funniest man in rugby league"). In his 1996 book Petrol, Bait, Ammo & Ice, HG mused "Imagine the mayhem the world would have to endure if Terry couldn't find an outlet for his enthusiasm in the League"." Also known in earlier years as "Teasing Terry Hill" or "The Teaser". |
| Terry Hill | The Lobster Fisherman/Lobster Expert | Derived from an incident after his playing days when Hill was caught stealing lobsters from pots that didn't belong to him, resulting in Hill facing the Magistrates Court. | |
| Nathan Hindmarsh | Money Box Man | This nickname is drawn from the term "coin slot" to describe an "arse crack" or buttock cleavage. Hindmarsh's shorts would often be worn low, with his buttocks exposed to the television cameras. | |
| John Hopoate | Stinkfist | Although he was described by a 2005 newspaper story as "the most suspended player of the modern era"http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2005/03/22/1111254031446.html, Hopoate is best known for the incidents that lead to his sacking from the Wests Tigers in 2001. During a 2001 match against the North Queensland Cowboys, Hopoate attempted to insert his finger into the anuses of Paul Bowman and Glenn Morrison in an effort to unsettle them. This incident, and the following rugby league judiciary decision to ban him for 12 weeks, was widely publicised by the sporting and mainstream media and left Hopoate humiliated. The Roy and HG nickname is drawn from the 1996 Tool song Stinkfist and is a result of Roy and HG asking their listeners what his boxing name should be (as he left rugby league to pursue a career in boxing). "Stinkfist" (often shortened to "Stinky") is one of the suggestions. Another was "Dr. Digit". | |
| Rodney Howe | Needles/The Chemist | In 1998, Howe was suspended for 22 weeks for using a prohibited steroid in the treatment of a leg injury. | |
| Andrew Johns | The Unmade Bed | Roy and HG once read a feature story which detailed some of Johns' on-tour habits. Specifically, the article mentioned Johns' technique of going to bed fully dressed in his traveling clothes following a late night out on the town. This allowed him to get an extra 15 minutes sleep the next morning, though his crumpled clothes took upon an "unmade bed" appearance for the following day. While playing in the 1997 Grand Final with a punctured lung, he was also granted the name "One Bung Lung." Was also called "The Third Chair", a reference to the band Silverchair who are from Newcastle (the same city where the Newcastle Knights are based where Johns played throughout his career in the NRL). | |
| Ben Kennedy | The President | The nickname was given after a comment made by Slaven or Nelson remarking how much Kennedy looks like his namesake, former U.S. President John F. Kennedy. In reality, the burly, bald Kennedy looks nothing like JFK but Roy and HG ran with this joke by making references to Air Force One and The White House when Kennedy had possession of the ball. Other nicknames include "Ken Bennedy" and "Dead Kennedy" (in reference to the punk band Dead Kennedys). | |
| Glenn Lazarus | The Brick with Eyes | The nickname is because of Lazarus' large, solid physique. Roy and HG have also called him "Dr Death." The United Kingdom's The Sun newspaper once got this name wrong and called him "The Brick with Ears." He was also referred to as the "Besser Block of Rugby League" | |
| Adam MacDougall | Mad Dog MacDougall Drugs | Was referred to as "Drugs" after testing positive to performance-enhancing drugs in 1998. | |
| Willie Mason | The Brains Trust | The nickname originated in the aftermath of the 2004 Canterbury Bulldogs sex scandal, in which Mason was labeled a central figure. His club later claimed that Mason has attention deficit hyperactivity disorder https://web.archive.org/web/20050224002257/http://www.abc.net.au/sport/content/s1114047.htm. After his move to the Sydney Roosters, he was labelled the "New Face of the Eastern Suburbs". | |
| Steve Menzies | Methuselah | Menzies played in the New South Wales team until 2006, when he was aged 32 years old. During his final appearances, having played professional rugby league since 1993, Roy and HG made exaggerated references to Menzies' age such as calling him "Methuselah" claiming he was around 800 years old and had made 400 Origin appearances. | |
| Steve Mortimer | The Prince of Darkness | A play on his sinister appearance and demeanour. | |
| Mark O'Meley | Dencorub Man | A reference to the rumour that O'Meley rubbed Dencorub (a deep heat cream) on his bald head before the game to fire himself up. More recently, they have referred to him as "Mad Dog O'Meley" in the absence of Adam MacDougall. | |
| Michael O'Connor | Tiberius | In reference to his nickname, "Snoz" and the famous Roman nose. | |
| Tommy Raudonikis | "Raw-don-neek-us" | Pronounced "Ra-donny-kiss", Roy and HG render Tommy's name as "Raw-don-neek-us" which they claim to be the correct "Greek" pronunciation. Raudonikis was of Lithuanian descent. Also known as "Tom Tomato" due to his tomato-growing prowess. | |
| Steve Roach | Blockhead | A variation of his normal nickname, "Blocker". | |
| Ian Roberts | "Totally" Ian Roberts | Named after a fictitious fashion label that Slaven and Nelson invented for the well dressed, openly gay Ian Roberts. | |
| Paul Sironen | The Buttocks | Sironen's short shorts made his buttocks look quite prominent. Another memorable feature of the commentary was HG saying "don't the poms hate Sirro, Roy?" - a reference to the fear he struck in the English players when representing Australia. Roy's replies to this leading question included, "More than a bar of soap, HG. ", "More than a tube of toothpaste, HG." and "More than a warm bath, HG." | |
| Jason Stevens | Stupid Stevens | A crude nickname which was used after Stevens made a number of mistakes in a match. | |
| Jason Stevens | Praise the Lord Pastor Stevens | A reference to his Christian faith. | |
| Brett Stewart | The Try Scoring Wizard | Due to his impressive performance in scoring a try in his debut match in 2007, the name is taken from his NRL Tazo. This is sometimes shortened to "The Wizard" or interchanged with "The Try-Scoring Machine." He was also lampooned during the 2008 Origin Series for failing to break tackles, something he is ordinarily a master of. | |
| Timana Tahu | Tim Tam Tahu | Named after the Australian chocolate biscuit brand, Tim Tams. | |
| Shaun Timmins | Tea Bag Timmins | Named so due to the phonetic sound of Timmins and its similarity with tea bag. | |
| Anthony Watmough | During his first Origin appearance in Game I 2005, Watmough was used only sparingly off the bench and played little game time. He also had a very little impact in the second row. After the game, he was dropped and replaced by Steven Menzies. Ever since that poor performance, Roy and HG have dubbed him the Sponge-Kiss to signify his lack of impact. Also known as "AVO" Watmough | ||
| Rod Wishart | The Fastest Man in the League | Made after Wishart, a winger, was chased down by the "Ungrateful Head", a front row forward, after breaking away. Roy and HG also suggest that people should "put the kettle on" or "put the cat out" when Wishart gets the ball - implying that nothing happens when Wishart is in possession. | |
| Craig Young | Constable Craig Fat Albert | "Constable Craig" is a reference to his employment in the New South Wales police force. "Fat Albert" results from combining his actual nickname "Albert" with his girth and the resulting facial resemblance to the cartoon character of the same name. | |
| Queensland State of Origin player nicknames | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Player name | Roy and HG nickname | Reason for nickname | |
| Gary Belcher | Snakey Substances | In reference to Belcher's running style, which would often be used to slide through the opposition's defensive line in a snake-like manner. | |
| Martin Bella | The Squirrel Gripper | In reference to Bella gaining a match winning last minute penalty conversion which was awarded because Des Hasler retaliated after Bella had grabbed and squeezed his testicles during a tackle. See "squirrel grip" elsewhere in this article. | |
| Steven Bell | Ding Dong Bell | A play on the word "bell" and his last nam. | |
| Wayne Bennett | Skeletor | A reference to his taciturn manner. Also called "Supercoach Bennett". | |
| Petero Civoniceva | Rhyming slang with Civoniceva's actual surname. Roy and HG also usually intentionally mispronounce his surname as "Siv-ee-ya-see-na" and sometimes introduce other variations such as "Petrol SeventyCentsALitre" and "Petero SecondReceiver". Also nicknamed "The Rear Admiral" from his habit of turning his back to the defensive line when he is about to be tackled. | ||
| Petero Civoniceva | The Second Keel | Reference to Steve Price's nickname of the pair being the direction of the Queensland pack. | |
| Mark Coyne | The Two Dollar Coit | A play on his surname's pronunciation, coit is another slang term used by Roy and HG to mean anus. His older brother Peter has been referred to as "One Dollar Coit". | |
| Michael Crocker | Betty Crocker | Reference to the fact that he shares his surname with the famous cookbook brand. | |
| Brett Dallas | Debbie Does | Named after the 1978 pornographic film Debbie Does Dallas. | |
| Brett Dallas | The Grassy Knoll | U.S. President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in the city of Dallas. One of the conspiracy theories going around was that the shot was fired from behind a grassy knoll close to the motorcade route. Dallas also had a habit of bursting into the open out of nowhere, a fact which Roy and HG claim is similar to the unexpected nature of Kennedy's assassination. | |
| Greg Dowling | Dish-Head Dowling Wing-Nut Dowling | The name "Dish-Head" implies that Dowling's face is concave as his nose has been broken. The name "Wing-Nut" refers to the fact that Dowling has large ears. | |
| John Doyle | Roy | John Doyle is the real name of the actor behind the Roy Slaven character, so the duo nicknamed the rugby league player accordingly. | |
| Andrew Gee | Older Than His Grandpa | Due to his age, Roy and HG would often refer to him as being "Older Than His Grandpa". | |
| Trevor Gillmeister | Chock-a-Block Full of Angry Pills | Gillmeister was a player who seemed especially fired up around Origin time and Roy and HG's explanation for this was the consumption of "angry pills" in the dressing room just before kick-off. | |
| Michael Hancock | Three Knees | Roy and HG hypothesised that Hancock used his large "middle leg" to his advantage in the game of rugby league, such as slowing play-the-balls by holding down opposing players with it when making tackles. He was also sometimes referred to as "Tripod". | |
| Ben Hannant | The Ambitious Walk | HG often comments that Hannant is a very slow runner. When Hannant takes a hit-up, HG will often comment "God he's slow isn't he?" Variations of the nickname include "The Ambitious Walker" and "The Hiker". | |
| Paul Hauff | The Clip Clop Club | Nickname derived from pronunciation of his surname (i.e. horse hoof). | |
| Tony Hearn | The Penalty Puller | Roy and HG regarded Hearn as a player who frequently faked injury to fool the referee into penalising the New South Wales team. Later in his career, Roy and HG referred to Hearn as a mentor-like figure who coaches young players how to best "pull penalties" in State of Origin matches. In his 1996 book Petrol, Bait, Ammo & Ice, HG spuriously claimed "[Hearn] is the only player to be able to lay on a headbutt at State of Origin level and then pull the following penalty when the all-in broke out". | |
| Ben Ikin | Tina Turner | Derived from the homophonic qualities of Ikin and Ike & Tina Turner. | |
| Peter Jackson | Inaction Jackson | Based on his tendency to bludge on the wing or the blindside. | |
| Adrian Lam | Baa Baa Lam | Nicknamed Baa Baa due to Lam being his surname. | |
| Martin Lang | The Ungrateful Head | The head of Martin Lang, who ran with an erratic style, would be violently and spectacularly whiplashed backwards after a collision with a tackling opponent. | |
| Allan Langer | Deborah Kerr | Actress Deborah Kerr starred opposite Yul Brynner in the 1956 film The King and I. This nickname is derived from Langer's on-field partnership with Brisbane Broncos and Maroons five-eighth Wally Lewis, who is nicknamed "The King." The duo often referred to Lewis as "K.W. Lewis". | |
| Gary Larson | The Far Side | Larson shares his name as the cartoonist responsible for the popular comic strip, The Far Side. | |
| Darren Lockyer | Silk | Reference to Lockyer's ability to glide smoothly through the defensive line. | |
| Mal Meninga | Chicken George | Mal was known to eat chicken for breakfast, lunch and dinner and every meal in between. His team mates gave him the nickname ‘Chicken George'. | |
| Adam Mogg | Moggball | Mogg's debut Origin match was the second game of the 2006 series, which was being played at the same time as the soccer World Cup. Mogg scored two tries in an unexpected Queensland thrashing which led Roy to declare "you can talk about Wogball, but this is "Moggball"." | |
| Julian O'Neill | The Poo in the Shoe | O'Neill, who has a history of off-field misconduct including two DUI charges and urinating under casino blackjack tables on two separate occasions, was involved in a 1999 pre-season incident which led to him being banned from a Dubbo hotel. Following years of personal and professional turmoil, O'Neill trashed the Dubbo hotel room by smearing the walls with faeces. A direct quote from the horse's mouth describing a further bad deed from the night was "Hey Schlossie, I just shat in your shoe." http://www.spinstartshere.com/?q=taxonomy/term/41&from=15 | |
| Julian O'Neill | The Golden Shower Boy | Used in reference to O'Neill urinating under a Jupiters Casino card table on two occasions. | |
| Robbie O'Davis | Roids O'Davis | Nicknamed after O'Davis was suspended for 22 weeks early in his career after it was discovered he had used anabolic steroids. | |
| Steve Price | Price Attack | Named after the Australian discount haircare and beauty chain, Roy and HG would make the "woo woo woo!" noise of a storefront siren whenever Price would take a hit up. | |
| Steve Price | The Keel | Roy and HG hailed Price as the direction of the Queensland pack and later awarded Petero Civoniceva with the title of "Second Keel". The pair lamented that New South Wales would have no keel while Queensland had two. | |
| Wendell Sailor | Ding Dong Dell | Also, at one time, Roy and HG would shout "HELLO SAILOR!" every time Wendell was passed the ball. | |
| Clinton Schifcofske | Shkkkkkk | Just about everyone in Australian rugby league media pronounces Schficofske's name differently and few got it right (it's pronounced "Shif-oss-key") and his nickname was a play on this. Roy and HG also deliberately mispronounce his name as "Shiv-cough-skee". | |
| Dale Shearer | The 180B Man | Named after a late 1970s car model, Roy and HG would remark how Shearer "offers so many options on the park he's like a Datsun 180B". An extension of this joke was that Shearer offered "too many options", which led to no action because of indecision. | |
| Matt Sing | On Song | Nicknamed so due to his surname, Sing. | |
| Cameron Smith | Call-Me-Cam | Smith, in the first half his career, preferred to be known as "Cam" rather than his full given name. | |
| Darren Smith | Cheese and Chives | Smiths Chips is a large manufacturer of potato chips in Australia. | |
| Jason Smith | Salt and Vinegar | Jason is the brother of Darren Smith (see above). | |
| Dan Stains | The Underpants | Roy and HG began calling Stains "Underpant Stains" after suggesting that no matter how the Blues might wash, they just can't get those "Dan Stains" out. This was soon shortened to "The Underpants." | |
| Brent Tate | Show Us Ya Date Tate | Roy and HG were instrumental in popularising the usage of the slang term "date", which means anus. After being tackled, Tate occasionally rises to play the ball after lying on his back with his legs open and inadvertently pointing towards the camera. After scoring two tries in Game III of the 2003 State of Origin series, Roy and HG proclaimed "everybody's talking Tate!" This would prove to be a popular phrase which would be modified to "Nobody’s Talking Tate" during less impressive performances. | |
| Sam Thaiday | The Personality | Also "The Character" for his wild hair and rollickg take ups with hair and knees flying. | |
| Brad Thorn | Thorn in the Side | A reference to his surname. | |
| Lote Tuqiri | Plum Daiquiri | A nickname derived from Lote's unusual Fijian surname. Another version is "Strawberry Daiquiri". | |
| Kerrod Walters | Because the Walters brothers were "fruit of the same loins", each got a "fruity" moniker | ||
| Kevin Walters | The brother of Kerrod. (see above) | ||
| Steve Walters | The brother of Kerrod and Kevin, completing the fruit motif. | ||
| Shane Webcke | BigPond | Telstra BigPond is a popular web provider in Australia. | |
In addition to the players, Roy and HG frequently refer to two former top grade referees: Kelvin Jeffes and Moghseen Jadwat, ironically describing them as the two best officials ever to grace the sport (in actuality, Jadwat's top-grade career was decidedly short (1997-8) whilst Jeffes has only controlled one Origin fixture). This is in contrast to Roy and HG's typical opinions of refereeing staff (e.g. Bill Harrigan, which is often vocally critical beyond the norm for sports commentators).
Roy and HG's commentary also makes use of a number of sayings which are infrequently used by the majority of rugby league broadcasters.
By their own account, Roy and HG's commentary of the match is broadcast live from a card table adjacent to the halfway line of the playing field. In reality, their call is very much centred around the pictures that Channel 9 broadcast on their TV coverage with, for example, the duo being unsure of who won a penalty from the referee until the TV pictures change to a shot of the restart of play happening. Roy and HG use this aspect to add further comedy to their commentary, for example by calling the Channel 9 commentary team "men eating ice cream cones" for their unnecessary use of hand-held microphones during studio broadcasts. Another memorable example of the TV-centric flow of Slaven and Nelson's commentary was during the 2004 series when Channel 9 introduced the "Skycam" camera-on-wires which 'hovered' above the players' heads. This expensive technology, which had notably poor picture quality, often could not keep up with the flow of play was over-used by Channel 9 during the broadcast, was frequently blasted by Roy and HG for disorientating them with the "telecast from the lunar surface." Slaven and Nelson also give back-handed criticism to Channel 9's low-brow "football entertainment" show The Footy Show, sarcastically remarking what a "funny show" it is.
Though many listen to the call without accompaniment, HG Nelson's introductory comments always invite listeners to "tickle your television to the league channel down your end of the swamp, turn down the sound and turn up Triple J." Since the early 2000s, the spread of digital television throughout Australia has caused some technical issues for the Triple J State of Origin broadcast. Roy and HG's commentary had previously arrived to viewers approximately in sync with the television pictures (although generally, regional viewers suffered a short delay between the radio and television signals). The digital delay that came with the introduction of digital TV created a noticeable gap between the analogue radio broadcast and the slower digital TV signal. HG Nelson had to preclude their broadcast that "unfortunately we live with the digital divide, and there’s nothing we can do about it." In later years, however, Nelson would add that digital TV viewers should try tuning into their online stream via the Triple J website, which has its own slight delay behind the airwaves. Therefore, it is recommended that analogue TV viewers listen to the analogue radio broadcast, and digital TV viewers stream the commentary from the Triple J website.