| Criminales River | |
| Subdivision Type1: | Commonwealth |
| Subdivision Name1: | Puerto Rico |
| Subdivision Type2: | Municipality |
| Subdivision Name2: | Utuado, Lares |
| Source1 Elevation: | 909 ft. |
Criminales River (Spanish; Castilian: Río Criminales ) is a river of Utuado, Puerto Rico.