| Platter | |
| Type: | Album |
| Artist: | Jock Cheese |
| Cover: | Platter (Jock Cheese album - cover art).jpg |
| Released: | 6 January 2003 |
| Recorded: | 1999–2001 |
| Studio: | The TuckShop, SingSing Studios, The Bunker, Sydney |
| Genre: | Alternative rock |
| Length: | 69:31 |
| Label: | Shock Records |
Platter is a solo album released by TISM bassist Jock Cheese (a pseudonym for John "Jack" Holt).[1] All the tracks were written by Cheese and fellow TISM members Ron Hitler-Barassi (pseudonym for Peter Minack) [2] and Humphrey B. Flaubert (pseudonym for Damian Cowell). Holt plays all of the instruments on the album, excluding drums, and on one track, classical guitar, which was played by TISM bandmate Tokin' Blackman (pseudonym for James "Jock" Paull).
Platter features the social commentary and satire that is also prominent in TISM's works, including satirical references to Christopher Skase, Josh Abrahams and Robert Palmer.[3]
The songs "I Done It with the Drama Teacher" and "Piss in My Pocket" were released as singles, with other tracks from the album as B-sides, to promote the album, while Holt would go on tour with a backing band, Jock Cheese and the Crackers, in 2003.[4] The seven "Just the Straight Dope" tracks are shortened instrumental versions of tracks from the album.
An excerpt of "Unfair" was used as an unlisted spoken-word intro to TISM's 2001 album De Rigueurmortis, which preceded Platter, while "Totally Addicted to Skase" was written in 1999.
In 2018, Holt would return after several years as a session musician with a new band, The Collaborators, who released a self-titled album the following year (of note, Stephen "Venom" Brown, who played drums on Platter, also played drums on nine of the album's eleven tracks).
The Collaborators performed their first concert at the Gasometer in Collingwood on 26 October 2019, where they played the entire album along with two tracks from Platter. On 10 December 2022, Platter was reissued on limited-edition yellow vinyl through TISM's current label, DRW Entertainment, albeit without the instrumental "Just the Straight Dope" tracks. The album had previously been reissued on digital services in 2020.