| Not Penis Cream | |
| Type: | EP |
| Artist: | I Voted for Kodos |
| Cover: | Not Penis Cream.jpg |
| Released: | May 16, 2003 |
| Genre: | Ska punk |
| Length: | 26 minutes |
| Label: | Classic Filth |
| Prev Title: | Close Enough For Ska |
| Prev Year: | 2000 |
| Next Title: | My New Obsession |
| Next Year: | 2006 |
Not Penis Cream is the first EP release by the band I Voted for Kodos. It was released after their first album Close Enough For Ska, and features the same style of ska punk.
The name "Not Penis Cream" (and also a song on the EP) was inspired by a Saturday Night Live skit from 1994. The skit featured Steve Martin selling his own brand of beauty product called "Penis Beauty Cream." The cover of the EP has a brown paper package with the words "Not Penis Cream" labeled across the front in block red letters, just as described by Steve Martin in the SNL skit.