| No Trains No Planes | |
| Director: | Jos Stelling |
| Producer: | Jos Stelling |
| Starring: | Kees Prins Peer Mascini Henri Garcin Gene Bervoets Aat Ceelen Ellen ten Damme Katja Schuurman |
| Music: | Nicola Piovani |
| Cinematography: | Goert Giltay |
| Editing: | Bert Rijkelijkhuizen |
| Studio: | Jos Stelling Filmproducties B.V. |
| Distributor: | Warner Bros. |
| Runtime: | 105 minutes |
| Country: | Netherlands |
| Language: | Dutch |
No Trains No Planes is a 1999 Dutch drama film directed by Jos Stelling.