| Nikutai wa Shōjiki na Eros | |
| Type: | single |
| Artist: | Melon Kinenbi |
| Album: | Fruity Killer Tune |
| Released: | February 9, 2005 |
| Label: | Zetima |
| Producer: | Tsunku |
| Prev Title: | Champagne no Koi |
| Prev Year: | 2004 |
| Next Title: | Onegai Miwaku no Target/Crazy Happy! |
| Next Year: | 2006 |
is the fourteenth single by Japanese girl group Melon Kinenbi. It was released on February 9, 2005, and its highest position on the Oricon weekly chart was #21. This was the last of Melon Kinenbi's singles to be produced by Tsunku, before fellow Sharam Q member Taisei took over.