| Series: | Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased) |
| Season: | 1 |
| Episode: | 7 |
| Production: | 07 |
| Director: | Jeremy Summers |
| Prev: | All Work and No Pay |
| Next: | Whoever Heard of a Ghost Dying? |
"Murder Ain't What it Used to Be!" is the seventh episode of the 1969 ITC British television series Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased) starring Mike Pratt, Kenneth Cope and Annette Andre. Directed by Jeremy Summers, the episode was first broadcast on 2 November 1969 on ITV.