| Miss MacTaggart Won't Lie Down | |
| Director: | Francis Searle |
| Producer: | Francis Searle |
| Screenplay: | Elwyn Ambrose |
| Music: | Peter Jeffries |
| Starring: | Barbara Mullen |
| Cinematography: | Terry Maher |
| Studio: | Chairene Productions |
| Runtime: | 28 minutes |
| Country: | United Kingdom |
| Language: | English |
Miss MacTaggart Won't Lie Down is a 1966 British short comedy film directed by Francis Searle and starring Barbara Mullen.[1]
Miss MacTaggart returns to her home village of Drumlochie after taking a trip to Glasgow. The locals are very surprised to see her, because they recently buried her. Miss MacTaggart explains that it must have been her twin sister. But Miss MacTaggart is now "deceased" and in Scottish law a death certifcate cannot be revoked. She goes on a one-person crimewave in the hope that her arrest and prosecution might require the authorities to declare her alive again.
The film was part of a series of 30-minute films Searle termed "screen miniatures" which he made 1966–74.[2]
Monthly Film Bulletin said "This 'Screen Miniature' seems designed solely as a vehicle for Barbara Mullen, but even admirers of her blend of practical wisdom and sly, folksy, humour may find it all laid on a little thickly. Not content with stealing a royal tiara, playing the bagpipes under a local dignitary's window in the middle of the night, and leaving a haggis disguised as a bomb in the House of Commons, Miss MacTaggart even troubles the Prime Minister ('How's the family?') with her problem. In the end she leaves happy, mouthing the word 'ombudsman', which, she is informed, is a Norwegian word meaning a panacea for all bureaucratic ills. There must be better ways of making the point."[3]