Lads' Army Explained

Alt Name:Bad Lads' Army (2004)
Bad Lads' Army: Officer Class (2005)
Bad Lads' Army: Extreme (2006)
Genre:Reality Game show
Composer:Daniel Pemberton
Voices:Kevin Whately (2002)
Dennis Waterman (2004–06)
Country:United Kingdom
Language:English
Num Series:4
Num Episodes:32
Runtime:60 minutes (inc. adverts)
Company:Twenty Twenty
Channel:ITV

Lads' Army (known in later series as Bad Lads' Army, Bad Lads' Army: Officer Class and Bad Lads' Army: Extreme) was a reality game show that constitutes a historically derived social experiment. Shown on ITV, the series is based on the premise of subjecting today's delinquent young men to the conditions of conscripts to British Army National Service of the 1950s to see if this could rehabilitate them.

The programme was derived from an earlier one called simply Lads' Army (a play on Dad's Army) in which a number of volunteers underwent four weeks of basic training for 1950s National Service. Unlike the three sequel series (the ones whose titles began with "Bad"), the original programme's experiment was merely to see if 18- to 24-year-old members of the modern British public could cope with the 1950s training, and how they compared to the public of that period. The success of the original series led to the experiment being repeated with the recruits having committed criminal offences, often given the option to undergo the training by courts as an alternative to serving pending sentences, to explore the proposition that it would be beneficial to reinstate National Service for petty criminals and delinquents as an alternative to more conventional sentences. Series 4 raised the maximum age to 26.

The narrator for the first series was Kevin Whately, then Dennis Waterman took over until the show ended in 2006. Within each series a small number of the recruits have either walked out (after a 24-hour cooling off period), or been ejected. The majority of the remainder claim some benefit from the experience and some have chosen the regular British Army as a career at the end of it.

Format

The programme format is relatively simple. The recruits are issued period uniforms and equipment and fed, quartered and trained according to the standards of the era. Their free time is limited to visits to the NAAFI with period refreshments and facilities. The recruits form a single platoon made up of two sections, each under the care of a section commander, either Richard Nauyokas or Joe Murray (in series 3 Nauyokas was replaced by Glenn Thomas [who appeared as the Company Sergeant Major in series 2], although he still appeared as a relief corporal). During training the sections compete against each other, building a sense of competition but also of teamwork and loyalty. Success brings modest rewards. Praise is given for whole-hearted attempts at tasks. The NCOs and officers running the training are all, or have been, professional British soldiers.

Each series had a slightly different format to its predecessors, although the theme of 1950s military training is common to all series. The 3rd series (known as Bad Lads' Army: Officer Class) had the volunteers train to become officers while the 4th series (known as Bad Lads' Army Extreme) had the volunteers train to become paratroopers.

Series 1 to 3 included interviews with celebrities who had completed National Service in the 1950s, including Joss Ackland, Michael Aspel, Brian Blessed, Richard Briers, Paul Daniels, Frederick Forsyth, Bernard Manning, Nosher Powell, William Roache, Andrew Sachs and Brian Sewell. During re-airings of the first series, the interviews were edited out.

Contestants

Series 1 (Lads' Army, 2002)

Waterloo Platoon NCO's and Officers

!Rank/Name:!Role:!Experience:
LCPL Andy ThurgoodPlatoon MedicRoyal Army Medical Corps
CPL Richard Nauyokas1 Section NCORoyal Army Ordnance Corps
CPL Joe Murray2 Section NCOParachute Regiment
CPL Taff GillinghamQ/M NCOLogistics
CPL John GoodwinPTIPTI
CPL Neil SawellPTIPTI
SGT John RobertsDrill SGT/"3 Section NCO"British Army Infantry
SGT Mark SullivanPlatoon SGTRecruit Instructor
WO2 Colin CoullCompany SGT MajorScots Guards
CAPT Richard OwenPlatoon CommanderParachute Officer
Padre David RindellPadreRoyal Army Chaplain's Department

Waterloo Platoon recruits

!1 Section
CPL Richard Nauyokas!Ages!Occupation!Status!2 Section
CPL Joe Murray!Ages!Occupation!Status
Ade Adebayo21 (1981)University StudentPASSED OUTPaul Claydon20 (1982)UnemployedLEFT
William Bate19 (1982)Computer EngineerPASSED OUTSteve Daly21 (1981)Sales ManagerPASSED OUT
John Cooke23 (1979)Construction Site ManagerPASSED OUTPaul Eagle22 (1980)LabourerPASSED OUT
Jodie Copeland24 (1977)Customer Service ExecutivePASSED OUTTony Ellis22 (1980)UnemployedPASSED OUT
Jamie Dodd23 (1978)Musician/Pub CellarmanLEFTDavid Gardner20 (1981)GardenerPASSED OUT
Matthew Faulkner21 (1981)Finance AdministratorPASSED OUTGordon Hamilton21 (1981)Club BouncerPASSED OUT
Michael Honzick18 (1984)Design StudentPASSED OUTChris Hampson21 (1981)Genetics StudentLEFT
Ross Pitman21 (1980)Research ExecutivePASSED OUTDaniel Harrison24 (1978)UnemployedPASSED OUT
Kenny Poulter19 (1983)PostmanPASSED OUTNicholas Holbrook22 (1980)Business ResearcherPASSED OUT
Thomas Rossiter18 (1984)School StudentPASSED OUTAlex Kingsy19 (1983)Law StudentPASSED OUT
Nicholas Sandford23 (1979)Personal TrainerLEFTAaron Larson20 (1982)ActorLEFT
John-Paul Watts24 (1977)UnemployedPASSED OUTPeter Leyland23 (1978)Mechanical EngineerPASSED OUT
Tom Woolfe22 (1979)Rugby CoachLEFTDan Neal22 (1979)BartenderPASSED OUT
William Wood22 (1980)University StudentLEFTThomas O' Hanlon21 (1980)UnemployedPASSED OUT
Lee Wooten21 (1981)University StudentLEFTAdam Spires20 (1981)NeedlecrafterPASSED OUT
James Willingham20 (1982)University StudentPASSED OUTSamuel Webb23 (1978)Warehouse TechnicianPASSED OUT
Key:

Series overview

David Gardner received the "Best Recruit" award, James Willingham was awarded the platoons "Most Improved Recruit". 2 Section won "Best Section".

During the series, Tom Woolfe was dishonourably discharged/back squadded from the camp. Paul Claydon, Lee Wooten, and Chris Hampson chose to leave voluntarily. Nicholas Sandford deserted the base and never returned to camp. Jamie Dodd and Aaron Larson were medically discharged from the camp. William Wood's exit is unknown as his exit never aired.

After William Wood and Paul Clayden left, William Bate and Paul Eagle were drafted in as replacement recruits.

Captain Richard Owen, Waterloo Platoon's CO, died after the filming of the series in 2014, at age 48. He is said to have died from cancer.[1]

The main filming location for series one was Browndown Training Camp at Lee-on-Solent.

Series 2 (Bad Lads' Army, 2004)

Montgomery Platoon NCO's and Officers

Rank/Name:Role:Experience:
CPL Richard Nauyokas1 Section NCORoyal Army Ordnance Corps
CPL Joe Murray2 Section NCOParachute Regiment
CPL Taff GillinghamQ/M NCOLogistics
CPL Mark SheridanPTIPTI
CPL John GoodwinPTIPTI
CPL Kevin SmithPlatoon MedicRoyal Army Medical Corps
CPL Timothy DeanProvost CPLMilitary Police
CPL James LanceProvost CPLMilitary Police
CPL Taff GillinghamQ/M NCOLogistics
SGT Jeff Edwards Provost SGTRoyal Army Ordanance Corps
SGT Alistair RaePlatoon SGTRoyal Army Ordanance Corps,Training Instructor
SGT Mark SullivanDrill SGTRecruit Instructor
WO2 Glen ThomasCompany SGT MajorSandhurst Officer
CAPT Henry DoddsPlatoon CommanderRoyal Engineers
Padre David RindellPadreRoyal Army Chaplain's Department

Montgomery Platoon recruits

1 Section
CPL Richard Nauyokas
AgesOccupationStatus2 Section
CPL Joe Murray
AgesOccupationStatus
Tjobbe Andrews22 (1982)Website DesignerPASSED OUTChris Andrew21 (1982)UnemployedPASSED OUT
Marcus Birks23 (1981)Unemployed PASSED OUTMichael Blackham19 (1985)UnemployedPASSED OUT
David Butler21 (1983)JoinerPASSED OUTAlan Brown23 (1981)UnemployedLEFT
Shaun Carr18 (1986)StudentPASSED OUTLuke Brown23 (1981)UnemployedLEFT
Peter Cray23 (1980)ActorPASSED OUTChris Davis18 (1986)StudentPASSED OUT
Ashley Cummings18 (1986)StudentLEFTDamien Ellis23 (1980)GraduatePASSED OUT
Matthew Gilks21 (1982)BuilderPASSED OUTDaniel Kett21 (1982)Civil EngineerLEFT
Robert Grundy19 (1984)UnemployedPASSED OUTMichael Lowes22 (1982)SalespersonPASSED OUT
Chris Harkin18 (1986)UnemployedPASSED OUTAlex Rennie24 (1979)UnemployedPASSED OUT
John Kyprianou23 (1980)BarmanPASSED OUTShingi Sekerama19 (1985)UnemployedPASSED OUT
Mark Lamont20 (1985)UnemployedPASSED OUTRobert Shutler22 (1983)StudentPASSED OUT
Ashley Morton21 (1983)Landscape GardenerLEFTScott Simpson18 (1986)UnemployedLEFT
Wil Moynihan20 (1983)Barman PASSED OUTWayne Spiller24 (1980)StudentPASSED OUT
Hassan Murtada24 (1979)ScaffolderPASSED OUTChristopher Townsend20 (1983)Barman/StudentLEFT
Robert Pembrook19 (1984)UnemployedPASSED OUTRichard Weaver20 (1984)Cinema Team LeaderPASSED OUT
N/AN/AN/AN/AStilianos Xidakis18 (1985)High School StudentPASSED OUT
Key:

Series overview

Tjobbe Andrews, Matthew Gilks and Robert Shutler were given Officer Recommendations. This would be the goal of the following series. John Kyprianou received the Platoon's Top Shot (the highest score in the shooting range). Marcus Birks received the Best Recruit award at the Pass Out Parade, with Robert Pembrook receiving the Most Improved award. 2 Section won Best Section. With 2 Section winning best section, CPL Murray was promoted to SGT at the Passing Out Parade.

Luke Brown and Ashley Morton were dishonourably discharged. Morton was the only recruit to receive a dishonourable discharge for committing a criminal offence, namely an unprovoked assault on John Kyprianou, who decided not to press charges. Scott Simpson, Daniel Kett and Chris Townsend chose to leave voluntarily. Ashley Cummings and Alan Brown's status' are unknown, as how they were discharged was never specified. Alan Brown also did not turn up on the first day due to a scheduled court appearance; he received a conditional discharge in connection with a fight that he had previously been involved in, with the requirement that he complete National Service.

After Scott Simpson quit before even being issued a single item of kit or his uniform, Alex Rennie was drafted in as a replacement recruit. At the time of the series release, there was speculation that Tom Woolfe from the first series who was back squadded was set to return but never did for unknown reasons. This is heavily suspected, as there was no replacement for 1 Section after Ashley Cummings left and Woolfe was in 1 Section during the first series, however, to this date, nothing has been confirmed.

After the filming of the series, Michael Lowes suffered from clinical depression after facing indecent exposure charges, and was found dead in his home from an apparent suicide in 2010, at age 28.[2] SGT Alistair Rae, the platoon sergeant for Montgomery, Churchill and Pegasus Platoons, died in November 2020 due to complications from COVID-19,[3] as did contestant Marcus Birks in 2021, at the age of 40.[4]

The main filming location for series two was at New Zealand Farm Camp on Salisbury Plain.

Series 3 (Bad Lads' Army: Officer Class, 2005)

Churchill Platoon NCO's and Officers

Rank/Name:Role:Experience:
CPL Glenn Thomas1 Section NCOSandhurst Officer
CPL Joe Murray2 Section NCOParachute Regiment
CPL Taff GillinghamQ/M NCOLogistics
CPL Richard NauyokasRelief NCORoyal Army Ordnance Corps
CPL John GoodwinPTIPTI
CPL Gary NashPTIPTI
CPL Joseph HoodlessPlatoon AdminRoyal Marines
CPL Kevin SmithPlatoon MedicRoyal Army Medical Corps
CPL Timothy DeanProvost CPLMilitary Police
CPL James Lance Provost CPLMilitary Police
SGT Timothy WestonProvost SGTGrenadier Guards
SGT Alistair RaePlatoon SGTTraining Instructor
WO2 Julian WhatleyCompany SGT MajorRegimental SGT Major
CAPT Harry Lort PhillipsPlatoon CommanderOfficer
MAJ Henry DoddsCompany CommanderRoyal Engineers
Padre David RindellPadreRoyal Army Chaplain's Department

Churchill Platoon recruits

1 Section (Blue)
NCO – CPL Glen Thomas
AgesOccupationOfficer Potential2 Section (Red)
NCO – CPL Joe Murray
AgesOccupationOfficer Potential
Tim Bailey22 (1983)UnemployedYESDarren Adams19 (1986)StudentNO
Carl Bedford20 (1985)UnemployedNORoss Barrett20 (1984)Unemployed Novelist/BarmanNO
Chris Danns24 (1981)UnemployedNOSteven Bedford20 (1984)UnemployedLEFT
Aaron Groom23 (1981)UnemployedNOBen Hains21 (1984)Painter DecoratorNO
Les Harvey18 (1987)Royal Marine Dropout/Stock TakerNODarren Hardman22 (1982)UnemployedYES
Jack Kendall21 (1984)ScaffolderNORifat Hassan22 (1982)Security GuardYES
Simon Magil22 (1982)UnemployedYESDavid Johnstone24 (1980)Web DesignerNO
Garry Miller20 (1985)Office JuniorYESJonathan McDade18 (1987)StudentYES
Adam Oakley19 (1986)Royal Mail SorterLEFTSimon Pietkewitz23 (1983)UnemployedYES
Robert Page20 (1984)Drivers MateYESBenjamin Priestman22 (1982)UnemployedNO
Simon Pinkney23 (1981)Actor/DancerLEFTMatthew Rawlings24 (1980)BoxerNO
James Roberts20 (1984)Tyre FitterYESHaydn Russell21 (1984)Sales TempNO
Robert Schofield21 (1983)UnemployedNORocco Scalercio20 (1985)UnemployedNO
Dale Tate22 (1983)UnemployedLEFTTaisen Coree-Smith24 (1981)UnemployedNO
Matthew Tate24 (1980)UnemployedLEFTAdrian Turton24 (1980)Technician LEFT
Wesley Worrall21 (1983)UnemployedLEFTKirk Woodend21 (1984)Stripper/Porn ActorLEFT
Key

Series overview

The Passing Out Parade never stated who received "Best Recruit", or "Most Improved Recruit", as well as which Section were the winners overall. This is the only season that had no contestants born in the 1970s.

Wesley Worrall, Steven Bedford, and Matthew Tate were dishonourably discharged from the camp, Kirk Woodend chose to leave voluntarily and Adam Oakley was medically discharged. Dale Tate (Matthew Tate's brother) deserted the section and never returned to the Platoon; his brother deserted with him, but later returned. Matthew Tate was dishonorably discharged for hiding 8 shillings (the remainder of his wages from the second week), and wrongly accusing the platoon of stealing said money. Simon Pinkney and Adrian Turton left the camp, however their exits were never aired.

After Wesley Worrall and Steven Bedford were discharged, Chris Danns and Matthew Rawlings were drafted in, as replacement recruits.

Robert Page initially was selected for officer training but quit before training began and was forced to return to unit.

At the end of the final episode, the narrator stated that 11 of 24 who passed out had subsequently applied to join the regular British Army.

Robert Page died after the filming of the series in 2020 at age 36. His cause is unknown.

The main filming location for series three was again at Browndown Training Camp at Lee-on-Solent.

Series 4 (Bad Lads' Army: Extreme, 2006)

Pegasus Platoon NCO's and Officers

Rank/Name:Role:Experience:
LCPL Susan TuckerCompany ClerkRoyal Army Ordnance Corps
LCPL JJ AdamsAssistant MedicRoyal Air Force
CPL Richard Nauyokas1 Section NCORoyal Army Ordnance Corps
CPL Joe Murray2 Section NCOParachute Regiment
SGT Taff GillinghamQ/M NCOLogistics
CPL John NewtonPTIParachute Regiment
CPL Jim BushPTIParachute Regiment
CPL Alex BohannaPlatoon MedicRoyal Army Medical Corps
CPL Kevin SmithAssistant MedicRoyal Army Medical Corps
CPL Timothy Dean Provost CPLMilitary Police
CPL James LanceProvost CPLMilitary Police
SGT Taff GillinghamQ/M NCOLogistics
SGT Timothy WestonProvost SGTGrenadier Guards
SGT Alistair RaePlatoon SGTTraining Instructor
WO2 Julian WhatleyCompany SGT MajorRegimental SGT Major
CAPT Henry DoddsPlatoon CommanderRoyal Engineers

Pegasus Platoon recruits

Blue Section
NCO – CPL Richard Nauyokus
AgesOccupationFinal Jump SelectionRed Section
NCO – CPL Joe Murray
AgesOccupationFinal Jump Selection
Jamie Brooks21 (1984)NOJames Bourne23 (1983)UnemployedYES
Samuel Bruce Angland21 (1984)Security GuardNOChris Coad22 (1984)UnemployedNO
Keith Burke19 (1987)UnemployedLEFTAiden Chaffe18 (1988)UnemployedNO
Colin Elliot23 (1983)UnemployedLEFTAndrew Findlay24 (1981)Teaching AssistantNO
Mark Grimes26 (1979)UnemployedNOLuke Howard18 (1987)LEFT
Sebastian Judd21 (1985)YESKyle Jensen22 (1983)RooferYES
Raymond Impey21 (1985)UnemployedLEFTAndrew Jimson25 (1981)UnemployedLEFT
Phillip Lee-Hodgeson20 (1985)NODarren McDonald26 (1980)Fitness InstructorLEFT
Adam Mercer25 (1981)UnemployedLEFTSean Morris24 (1981)YES
Luke Moyes19 (1986)LEFTShaz Nawaz23 (1982)Security GuardYES
Joe Peto18 (1988)YESJerry Reilly25 (1980)NO
Matthew Reed18 (1988)University Student/Riot LeaderLEFTJoe Renwick 19 (1986)NO
Giles Walker25 (1980)LEFTLeon Thompson20 (1986)LEFT
Steven Walker22 (1983)YESJamie Smeadly21 (1984)PlastererNO
Gavin Woodhouse21 (1985)UnemployedYESRobin Woodfourth22 (1983)UnemployedYES
Joel Whittaker24 (1982)LEFTTyrone Walsh26 (1979)NO
Key

Series overview

The Passing Out Parade never stated who received "Best Recruit", or "Most Improved Recruit". Blue Section was the winning section.

Colin Elliot was Dishonourably Discharged from the camp. Keith Burke, Adam Mercer, Joel Whittaker, and Andrew Jimson were dismissed on Bin Day, just before the interrogation phase. Giles Walker, Leon Thompson, Luke Howard, Matthew Reed, Raymond Impey, Darren McDonald, and Luke Moyes were all dismissed from the camp but their exits never aired. This series features a high amount of unusual dismissals, with 12 exits total.

After Colin Elliot and Giles Walker were discharged, Joe Peto and Steven Walker were drafted in, as replacement recruits. This was the first time that both replacement recruits went into the same section.

Aiden Chaffe died on 22 October 2018 at the age of 31 following a skydiving accident.[5]

Series four was filmed at the Royal Navy Cordite Factory, Holton Heath, in Dorset. However, for the series, it was named 'Sandford Army Camp'.

Transmissions

Series Start date End date Episodes
1 3 June 2002 5 July 2002 10
2 8 July 2004 26 August 2004 8
3 28 July 2005 8 September 2005 7
4 11 July 2006 29 August 2006 7

Ratings

Official episode viewing figures are from BARB.[6]

Series 1

Episode
no.
Airdate Viewers
(millions)
ITV weekly
ranking
1
2 6.14 15
3 6.27 14
4 5.47 18
5 5.28 23
6
7 5.98 14
8 5.19 16
9 4.93 18
10 5.42 18

Series 2

Episode
no.
Airdate Viewers
(millions)
ITV weekly
ranking
1 6.48 15
2 6.58 13
3 6.23 15
4 5.45 17
5 5.64 16
6 5.41 17
7 5.44 16
8 4.72 16

Series 3

Episode
no.
Airdate Viewers
(millions)
ITV weekly
ranking
1 5.13 15
2 5.24 15
3 5.23 15
4 4.67 18
5 5.05 15
6 5.09 15
7 5.40 18

Series 4

Episode
no.
Airdate Viewers
(millions)
ITV weekly
ranking
1 3.87 19
2 3.31 21
3 3.14 21
4 3.31 25
5
6
7

Italian version

The format has been exported to Italy and first aired in 2021.

Notes and References

  1. Web site: RIP Richie Owen .
  2. Web site: Reality TV star was facing indecency charges – Chronicle Live. 9 April 2010.
  3. Web site: Heartfelt tributes paid to fearsome TV sergeant who died of Covid-19 .
  4. News: Former Covid sceptic from Staffordshire Marcus Birks dies in hospital . BBC News . 29 August 2021 .
  5. News: Experienced skydiver died after 'misjudgement' on jump . 5 March 2019 . BBC News . 29 September 2021.
  6. Web site: Weekly Top 30 Programmes. Broadcasters' Audience Research Board. 22 October 2015.