| John Stalker | |
| Fullname: | John Alexander Hastie Inglis Stalker[1] |
| Birth Date: | 12 March 1959 |
| Birth Place: | Musselburgh, Scotland |
| Height: | [2] |
| Position: | Forward |
| Youthyears1: | – |
| Years1: | 197?–1979 |
| Caps1: | 0 |
| Goals1: | 0 |
| Years2: | 1979–1983 |
| Clubs2: | Darlington |
| Caps2: | 116 |
| Goals2: | 36 |
| Years3: | 1983 |
| Caps3: | 4 |
| Goals3: | 0 |
| Years4: | 1983 |
| Caps4: | 5 |
| Goals4: | 0 |
| Years5: | 1984 |
| Clubs5: | East Fife |
| Caps5: | 11 |
| Goals5: | 1 |
| Years6: | 1984–198? |
| Years7: | 198?–1986 |
| Goals7: | 4 |
John Alexander Hastie Inglis Stalker (born 12 March 1959) is a Scottish former footballer who played as a forward. He began his senior career in England with Leicester City, but moved on to Darlington, for whom he scored 36 goals from 116 appearances in the Football League. After a short spell with Hartlepool United, Stalker returned to his native Scotland, where he played in the Scottish League for Meadowbank Thistle and East Fife before moving into junior football with Penicuik Athletic[3] and Newtongrange Star.[4]