John Kassir Explained

Birth Date:	24 October 1957
Birth Place:	Baltimore, Maryland, U.S.
Alma Mater:	Towson State University
Years Active:	1983–present

John Kassir (born October 24, 1957) is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his work as the voice of the Cryptkeeper in HBO's Tales from the Crypt franchise.^[1] He also appeared in the role of Ralph in the off-Broadway show Reefer Madness and its 2005 film adaptation. He is also the first voice actor to take over Disney comics character Scrooge McDuck following the death of Alan Young.

Early life and education

John Kassir was born on October 24, 1957, in Baltimore, Maryland,^[2] to an Iraqi father from Mosul and a Syrian mother from Mardin, present-day Turkey.^[3] He is of Assyrian descent.^[4]

As a child, he often did impressions in school and was described as a "class clown". His mother would often buy props for him and he would entertain customers who were shopping outside of Eudowood Plaza. He graduated from Loch Raven High School and attended Towson State University in Towson, Maryland, where he studied theatre.^[5] He and several other students formed a comedy troupe called Animal Crackers.^[6]

Career

Stand-up comedy

Kassir originally began his career in stand-up comedy, he first became known in 1985, when he defeated Sinbad for best stand-up comic on Star Search.^[7]

As a stand-up comic, he has opened for the likes of Lou Rawls, Tom Jones, The Temptations and Four Tops on their TNT Tour, Bobby Vinton, Richard Belzer, U2, and Harry Blackstone Jr. among others. John has also appeared on stage performing improvisation with Robin Williams.^[8]

Film and television

His film credits include, And Then There Was Eve as G. Alexander, Flora & Ulysses as Ulysses', Hellblazers as Rick, Jack the Giant Slayer, Monster Mash as Igor, Monster Mutt as Pet Shop Pete, as Ralph Wiley and Uncle Sam, Smothered and Spy Hard as Rancor Guard.

In television, he played the Bulgarian kicker, Zagreb Shkenusky, for 7 years in the HBO comedy series 1st & Ten, about a fictional football team. His other live-action credits include sketch-acting on The Amanda Show and a portrayal of Shemp Howard in the 2000 TV biopic The Three Stooges, produced by Mel Gibson, and Ralph in Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical. He was also able to get his own Pee-wee Herman style show in 1997 called Johnnytime, which aired for two seasons on the USA Network. He also appeared as The Atom in the Justice League of America pilot episode, which, despite not being picked up, was released as a film in some markets. Kassir has appeared in over a dozen feature films, starred in eight TV pilots (six of which went to series and two of which lasted on air for over six years each) and guest-starred in dozens of TV series in both comic and dramatic roles.

Voice acting

Kassir has specialized in voice-over work for animation, video games, and other productions, most notably as the voice of Crypt Keeper in Tales from the Crypt. He would later voice Ray "Raymundo" Rocket in Rocket Power. He also provided the voice for the mercenary Deadpool in the video games , , and Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2, as well as for Sauron and Pyro, two other well-known characters. He was also featured in the very first commercial for the Nintendo cornerstone video game series The Legend of Zelda in the United States in 1987.^[9]

Kassir provided the vocal effects of the mischievous raccoon Meeko in Disney's 1995 animated feature Pocahontas and . Also, he provided the voice of Buster Bunny in four Tiny Toon Adventures episodes (following Charlie Adler's departure from the role). He played the villainous Scuttlebutt in . He also made one voice appearance in an episode of Ben 10, (Last Laugh) as Zombozo. He voiced the character Adam MacIntyre and provided additional voice over work in the video game Dead Rising.^[10] His voice is featured in the games Shadows of the Damned and as Hell demons and Desperado Enforcement captain Monsoon, respectively. Additionally, he voiced Jibolba in the Tak and the Power of Juju video game series, Pete Puma in The Looney Tunes Show, Scissorsmith in Samurai Jack, and Mervis and Dunlap in CatDog.

In 2011, he voiced Crazy Smurf in the live-action/animated film The Smurfs, and in 2012, he voiced Jealousy as well as Gumball, Penny, Leslie, Carrie & Darwin when he possesses them in The Amazing World of Gumball episode "The Flower". Kassir appeared in Bryan Singer's Jack the Giant Slayer (2013), along with Bill Nighy, as Fallon, the two-headed leader of the giants; Nighy played the big head while Kassir played the small head.^[11] Kassir even voiced Elliot the Dragon in Disney's 2016 live-action remake of the 1977 live-action/animated movie Pete's Dragon.

Kassir also voiced Rizzo in the Spyro video game , as well as Ghost Roaster in , Short Cut in , and Pit Boss in . He is also known for his various roles in the first season of The Amanda Show. He voiced the Ice King in the original Adventure Time pilot, but was replaced by Tom Kenny for the series. He also provided additional voice over work for Eek! The Cat, The Brothers Flub, Sonic the Hedgehog, Casper's Scare School, Spider-Man 3, , The Princess and the Frog, Diablo III, , Monsters University, The Prophet, Minions, , The Secret Life of Pets, Despicable Me 3, My Life as a Teenage Robot, The Grinch and The Secret Life of Pets 2.

Theatre

A few of his many theater credits include: originating the role of Kenny in Three Guys Naked From The Waist Down (also starring Scott Bakula), for which he was nominated for both a Drama Desk and an Outer Critics Circle award. John also originated the role of Ralph in the musical Reefer Madness, on stage and in the film version.

Personal life

He married actress Julie Benz on May 30, 1998, the marriage lasted for nine years until Benz filed for divorce in December 2007.^{[12] [13]}

Filmography

Film

• American Scary – Himself – Crypt Keeper
• And Then There Was Eve – G. Alexander
• Beethoven's Christmas Adventure - Stray Dog
• Casper - voice of the Crypt Keeper
• Flora & Ulysses – Ulysses' vocal effects
• Hellblazers – Rick
• Jack the Giant Slayer – General Fallon's small head
• Monster Mash – Igor
• Monster Mutt – Pet Shop Pete
• Pete's Dragon – Elliot's vocals^[14]
• Race to Witch Mountain - Chuck
• – Ralph Wiley and Uncle Sam in "Tell 'Em the Truth"
• Smothered – Himself
• Spy Hard – Rancor Guard at intercom
• Tales From the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood voice of The Crypt Keeper
• Tales From the Crypt Presents: Demon Knight voice of the Crypt Keeper

Television

• 1st & Ten – Zagreb Shkenusky
• Ask Harriet – Kenny
• Beethoven's Christmas Adventure – Stray Dog
• Bizarre Transmissions from the Bermuda Triangle – Himself
• Bones – Lawrence Melvoy
• Boston Common – Frankie
• Brotherly Love – The Crypt Keeper
• Bump and Grind (pilot) – Dick Scorvo
• Castle – Mr. Dreyfus
• Charmed – The Alchemist
• Cold Case – Kip Crowley (Episode: "Greed")
• – Hotel Guest (Episode: "Assume Nothing")
• Dream On – Chuck (Episode: "The Guilty Party")
• Dysfunctional with No Filter Paul and Denise – Himself (2016)
• Early Edition – Jersy Carpathian
• Friends – Stanley
• FM – Don Tupsouni
• Grounded for Life – Musgrove
• Hangin' with Mr. Cooper – Photographer
• Hot in Cleveland – The Pope
• In Living Color – Himself
• Jenny – Chaz
• Joan of Arcadia – Mime God
• Johnnytime – Johnny
• Last Chance Lloyd – Teacher
• Lenny – Max
• – Dmitri Shishtokovich
• Malcolm & Eddie – Rooster
• McBride: Tune in for Murder – Danny Doyle
• Moonlighting – Police Detective (Episode: "Yours, Very Deadly")
• Mr. Rhodes – Mr. Kotter
• Mystic Cosmic Patrol – Martini Bot
• NCIS – Perry Swan
• New Wave Comedy – Himself
• Philly – Arnie Kellogg
• Secrets of the Cryptkeeper's Haunted House – The Crypt Keeper
• Showtime at the Apollo – Himself
• Sliders – Arnold Potts
• Star Search – Himself
• – Gar (Episode: "Critical Care")
• Tales from the Crypt – The Crypt Keeper
• Team Knight Rider – Plato
• The Amanda Show – Regular Performer
• The Facts of Life (1 episode) – Andre
• The Handler – Charlie
• The New Mike Hammer – Ventriloquist
• The Single Guy – Maitre 'D, Waiter
• The Three Stooges – Shemp Howard
• The Visitor – Himself
• Tour of Duty – Lenny Pilchowski
• Two Minutes to Midnight – Bob

Animated film

• – Scuttlebutt
• And Then There Was Eve – G. Alexander
• – Enzo
• Casper's Scare School – P.A. Voice, Additional voices
• Chance Manifest – Ronnie
• Channels – Walter
• – Additional voices
• Cyber-Tracker 2 – Tripwire
• Despicable Me 3 – Additional voices
• Donner Pass – James Michael Epstein
• Dr. Rage – Moe Moebius
• Encino Woman – Jean Michel
• George of the Jungle 2 – Voice of Rocky, Armando
• Heartstoppers: Horror at the Movies – Voice Over Announcer
• Jack the Giant Slayer – General Fallon's Small Head
• Justice League of America – Atom/Ray Palmer
• Minions – Additional voices
• - Additional voices
• Minkow – Jim Cowell
• Mockingbird Lane – Tim (uncredited)
• Monsters University – Additional Voices
• Nothing Special – Marty
• No York City –
• Pirate Camp – Blackbeard's Head
• Planes – Additional voices
• Pocahontas – Meeko
• – Meeko
• Reefer Madness: Grass Roots – Himself
• Tales from the Crypt Presents: Ritual – The Crypt Keeper
• Sing – Additional voices
• Sing 2 – Additional voices
• Smothered – Himself
• Soccer Dog: European Cup – Quint
• Spaced Out! – Himself
• Tales from the Crypt: New Year's Shockin' Eve – The Crypt Keeper
• The Dog Days of Winter – Coffee Shop Manager
• The Glass Jar – John
• The Gunrunner Billy Kane – Machinist
• The Grinch – Additional voices
• The Horror Hall of Fame II – The Crypt Keeper
• The Midget Stays in the Picture – B List Director
• The Misunderstanding of Carl Jr. – Boots, Berko
• The Princess and the Frog – Additional Voices
• The Prophet – Additional voices
• The Secret Life of Pets – Additional voices
• The Secret Life of Pets 2 – Additional voices
• The Smurfs – Crazy Smurf
• The Smurfs 2 – Crazy Smurf
• The Taker – John
• The Tale of Tillie's Dragon – Herman
• The Wild – Additional voices
• The Wild Thornberrys Movie – Squirrel #1
• Tiny Toons' Night Ghoulery – Buster Bunny
• Tiny Toons Spring Break – Buster Bunny
• Vidiots – Lester Plotz

Animation

• Aaahh!!! Real Monsters – Additional voices
• Adventure Time – Additional voices
• Afro Samurai – Soshun^[15]
• As Told by Ginger – Winston, Additional voices
• – Chey
• Back at the Barnyard – Winky
• Ben 10 – Zombozo, Thief #1
• Bonkers – Additional voices
• Breadwinners – Additional voices^{[16] [17]}
• Bunnicula – Ash
• Buzz Lightyear of Star Command – Marl, Evan Zarl, Snark, Zinko
• CatDog – Mervis, Dunglap, Additional voices
• Danger Rangers – Fallbot
• DC Super Friends - Joker's Playhouse – Joker
• Dexter's Laboratory – Additional voices
• – Vahdrak
• Duckman – Additional voices
• Duck the Halls: A Mickey Mouse Christmas Special – Scrooge McDuck
• Earthworm Jim – Snott, Henchrat
• Eek! The Cat – Mittens, Additional voices
• Hercules – Charon
• Johnny Bravo – Additional voices
• Kim Possible – Additional voices
• – Sai So, Sanzu
• Mickey Mouse (Holiday special) – Scrooge McDuck (replacing Alan Young)
• Mighty Ducks – Beldar
• My Life as a Teenage Robot – Additional voices
• New Looney Tunes – Pete Puma
• Oh Yeah! Cartoons – Randy, Aunt Broth, Hobart, The Fisherman, Riot Man #1
• Problem Child – Yoji, Murph
• Random! Cartoons – Ice King, Fire Elemental, Bone, The Soldier Flies, Dugly Uckling, Kung Pao Bunny
• Rick and Morty – Blim Blam
• Rocket Power – Ray "Raymundo" Rocket, Additional voices
• Samurai Jack – Scissorsmith
• Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights – Haman
• Solar Opposites - The Crypt Keeper
• Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! – Wigglenog, Short Mercenary
• Tales from the Cryptkeeper – The Crypt Keeper
• Teamo Supremo – Cheapskate
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Dark Beaver, Dave Beaver^[18]
• – Seymour, Student #2, Pants (Ep. When Pants Attack)
• The Brothers Flub – Additional voices
• The Cartoon Cartoon Show – Leopard
• – Additional voices
• The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy – Additional voices
• The Little Mermaid – Rats
• The Looney Tunes Show – Pete Puma, Nametag Guy, Craig, Cop #2
• – Sub Pilot Dimitri
• The Plucky Duck Show – Buster Bunny (archive footage)
• The Simpsons – Additional voices
• The Weekenders – Tripp Nickerson
• The Wild Thornberrys – El Gordita
• Time Squad – Alfred Nobel, Rasputin, Thomas Jefferson^[19]
• Timon & Pumbaa – Additional voices
• Tiny Toon Adventures – Buster Bunny (replacing Charlie Adler)
• Totally Spies! – Additional voices
• What-a-Mess – Additional voices

Video games

• Afro Samurai – Soshun, Additional voices\
• Arknights – Friston-3^[20]
• – Voice Cast^[21]
• Bayonetta 2 – Enzo
• Bayonetta 3 – Enzo
• Bouncers – Additional voices
• Dead Rising – Adam MacIntyre, Additional voices
• Diablo III – Additional Voices
• – Additional voices
• EverQuest II – Additional Voices
• Final Fantasy XV – Ifrit
• Freelancer – Additional voices
• Halo 2 – Marines
• – Additional voices^[22]
• – Marine (archive sound)
• Icewind Dale – Belhifet, Poquelin, Additional voices
• Lego Jurassic World – Additional voices
• Madagascar – Additional voices
• – Deadpool
• – Deadpool, Venom (Wii / PS2)
• – Alkari Advisor, Additional voices
• – Monsoon
• MySims Kingdom – Sim
• Ninety-Nine Nights II – Galdo, Zign, Villager
• PlayStation Move Heroes – Toucan
• République – Noam Peretz
• Rocket Power: Team Rocket Rescue – Ray "Raymundo" Rocket
• – Ray "Raymundo" Rocket, Cyrax
• Sacrifice – Additional voices
• Shadows of the Damned – Demons
• Shrek SuperSlam – Announcer, Humpty Dumpty
• Sorcerers of the Magic Kingdom – Meeko
• – Ghost Roaster
• – Ghost Roaster, Pit Boss, Short Cut
• – Additional voices
• – Ghost Roaster, Short Cut, Captain Frightbeard, Spellslamzer^[23]
• – Ghost Roaster
• ' – Ghost Roaster, Short Cut, Rizzo^{[24] [25]}
• – Scorpion 2099, Kron Stone, Deadpool's fans
• Spider-Man 3 – Additional voices
• – Birchim, Co-Pilot, FBI Officer B, Officer A, Zohar
• – Monkey Master, Rat Pirate
• – Jibolba
• – Jibolba
• Tak and the Power of Juju – Jibolba
• The Punisher – Additional voices
• – Buster Bunny
• Ultimate Spider-Man – Additional voices
• – Additional voices
• – Deadpool, Pyro, Sauron

Theatre

• 3 Guys Naked from the Waist Down – Kenny Brewster^[26]
• Room Service – Faker Englund^[26]
• La Fiaca – Nester^[26]
• Reefer Madness – Ralph Wiley^[26]
• The Glorious Ones – Dottore^[26]
• Safe - Danny Green^[26]
• Man of La Mancha – Malachi Stack^[26]
• Silence! The Musical – Jack Crawford^[26]
• A Midsummer Night's Dream – Puck^[26]
• The New American Theatre Festival of New One Act Plays – Performer^[26]

Notes and References

1. https://web.archive.org/web/20091025135254/http://fangoria.com/eventsmain/weekend-of-horrors/woh-updates/118-las-vegas-2009/4390-john-kassir-more-join-the-trinity-of-terrors.html John Kassir + More join the TRINITY OF TERRORS!
2. Web site: IBDB:John Kassir. December 26, 2021 . www.ibdb.com.
3. Web site: Obituary for Albert Kassir.
4. 335276216418463744. JohnKassir. @BrettAnthony92 Thx for asking! A very old civilization,The Assyrian Race. My ancestors were of the first Christians from the Aramaic Tribes. May 17, 2013.
5. Web site: Towson graduate uses talents to make it to the big time. December 4, 1992 .
6. Web site: Crypt Keeper says the darnedest things thanks to native son. February 17, 1995.
7. Web site: John Kassir. December 13, 2016. August 1, 2017. https://web.archive.org/web/20170801074805/http://voicechasers.com/database/showactor.php?actorid=1900. dead.
8. Web site: John Kassir | SMOTHERED & TALES FROM THE CRYPT.
9. Web site: John Kassir in the Legend of Zelda commercial . https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/youtube/20211221/HoXb7PIJYmA . December 21, 2021 . live. YouTube.com . May 18, 2006 . January 26, 2015.
10. http://vbfile1.voicebank.net/sandboxes/11/Animation/Actors/John%20Kassir.mp3 John Kassir: Demo reel at voicebank.net
11. Web site: Stanley Tucci Set for Villain in 'Jack the Giant Killer' . Kit . Borys . . https://web.archive.org/web/20110316053254/http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/blogs/heat-vision/stanley-tucci-set-villain-jack-97738 . March 16, 2011 . February 9, 2011 . March 2, 2011 . dead .
12. Web site: Angel – Interviews – Julie Benz and John Kassir. BBC Online.
13. News: Julie Benz engaged to Rich Orosco. KABC-TV. November 12, 2014. She obtained Bamboo when he was a puppy just after she and actor John Kassir split four years ago. He and Benz were married between 1998 and 2007. The two have no children....
14. Web site: Pete's Dragon Review: An Old Disney Movie Becomes A New Disney Classic – IndieWire. David. Ehrlich. July 27, 2016. December 13, 2016.
15. Web site: John Kassir (visual voices guide) . March 21, 2015. . A green check mark indicates that a role has been confirmed using a screenshot (or collage of screenshots) of a title's list of voice actors and their respective characters found in its opening and/or closing credits and/or other reliable sources of information..
16. Viking Ducks/Birthday Bread. Breadwinners. Nickelodeon. 2. 5. May 24, 2015.
17. Trash Bandit/Eat at Pumpers. Breadwinners. Nickelodeon. 2. 8. November 15, 2015.
18. In Dreams. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Nickelodeon. 3. 5. November 14, 2014.
19. Web site: Time Squad (2001, Animated Series) Voice Cast. December 13, 2016. December 17, 2006. https://web.archive.org/web/20061217213942/http://voicechasers.com/database/showprod.php?prodid=61. dead.
20. 1730451658780365291. ArknightsEN. Friston 3 is an S-C Model four-wheeled Operation Platform, the first product of the Rhodes Island Smart Operation platform R&D Team's efforts.. December 1, 2023.
21. Web site: Batman: Arkham Origins (2013, Video Game) Voice Cast. December 13, 2016. March 12, 2016. https://web.archive.org/web/20160312105308/http://voicechasers.com/database/showprod.php?prodid=5246. dead.
22. Closing credits, 7:01 in Additional Voices . . 343 Industries . 2015 .
23. . . Closing credits, 7:13 in, Voice Actors . . 2015.
24. Closing credits, 8:40 in, Voice Actors . . . . 2014 .
25. Web site: Skylanders: Trap Team (2014, Video Game) Voice Cast. December 13, 2016. January 5, 2016. https://web.archive.org/web/20160105183332/http://voicechasers.com/database/showprod.php?prodid=5468. dead.
26. Web site: John Kassir theatre profile.