| John Christou | |
| Fullname: | John Christou |
| Birth Date: | 11 March 1955 |
| Originalteam: | Heidelberg |
| Height: | 175cm |
| Weight: | 76kg |
| Statsend: | 1980 |
| Years1: | 1975–1977 |
| Club1: | Fitzroy |
| Games Goals1: | 7 (1) |
John Christou is a former Australian rules footballer, who played for the Fitzroy Football Club in the Victorian Football League (VFL).
A back pocket, Christou played seven games over three seasons for Fitzroy. He later crossed to the Victorian Football Association, playing in premierships with and Northcote. He played 53 matches for Port Melbourne throughout his career.
Christou is younger brother to Jim Christou, who also played at Fitzroy, Port Melbourne and Northcote. The brothers played many matches together across the three clubs.