| Yes Nurse! No Nurse! | |
| Director: | Pieter Kramer |
| Producer: | Burny Bos Michiel de Rooij Sabine Veenendaal |
| Screenplay: | Pieter Kramer Frank Houtappels |
| Music: | Pelle Bolander Raymund van Santen |
| Cinematography: | Piotr Kukla |
| Editing: | Elja de Lange |
| Distributor: | |
| Runtime: | 100 minutes |
| Country: | Netherlands |
| Language: | Dutch |
Yes Nurse! No Nurse! (Dutch; Flemish: '''Ja zuster, nee zuster''') is a 2002 Dutch comedy musical film written and directed by Pieter Kramer and co-written by Frank Houtappels, based on the 1967 television show by Annie M.G. Schmidt.
The film was released in the Netherlands on October 3, 2002, by Warner Bros. Pictures. It received a Golden Film (75,000 visitors) and a Platinum Film (200,000 visitors).