| If You Cut Us, We Bleed | |
| Type: | ep |
| Artist: | The Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower |
| Cover: | If You Cut Us, We Bleed.jpg |
| Released: | March 9, 2004 |
| Genre: | Punk jazz |
| Length: | 7:03 |
| Label: | Happy Couples Never Last |
| Producer: | The Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower |
If You Cut Us, We Bleed is an EP by San Diego band The Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower, released on the Happy Couples Never Last label on March 9, 2004.