If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em Explained

If You Can't Beat 'em, Bite 'em
Type:	studio
Artist:	Weird War
Cover:	If You can't Beat 'em, Bite 'em.jpg
Released:	January 27, 2004
Genre:	Indie rock
Label:	Drag City
Prev Title:	I Suck on that Emotion (as Scene Creamers)
Prev Year:	2003
Next Title:	Illuminated by the Light
Next Year:	2005

If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em is the third album by Weird War.

Track listing

1. "Intro (Music for Masturbation)" − 1:42
2. "Grand Fraud" − 3:24
3. "Tess" − 3:00
4. "If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em" − 3:58
   • vocals by Jennifer Herrema (as "JJ Rox")
5. "Moment in Time" − 4:38
6. "Store Bought Pot" − 4:22
7. "AK-47" − 3:43
8. "N.D.S.P." − 4:34
9. "Chemical Rank" − 3:39
10. "Lickin' Stick" − 3:43
    • piano by Azita
11. "One by One" − 4:18