| If... | |
| Cover: | If....jpg |
| Type: | single |
| Artist: | The Bluetones |
| Album: | Return to the Last Chance Saloon |
| Released: | 27 April 1998 |
| Producer: | Hugh Jones |
| Prev Title: | Solomon Bites the Worm |
| Prev Year: | 1998 |
| Next Title: | Sleazy Bed Track |
| Next Year: | 1998 |
"If..." is a song by The Bluetones, released as the second single from their second album, Return to the Last Chance Saloon, in 1998. It reached number thirteen on the UK Singles Chart.
In 2006, it was included on the band's two-disc compilation album, .
The title and font are a reference to the 1968 film if.....