| I Am a Scientist | |
| Type: | EP |
| Artist: | Guided by Voices |
| Border: | yes |
| Genre: | Indie rock |
| Length: | 7:48 |
| Label: | Scat |
| Chronology: | Guided by Voices EP |
| Prev Title: | Clown Prince of the Menthol Trailer |
| Prev Year: | 1994 |
| Next Title: | Tigerbomb |
| Next Year: | 1995 |
I Am a Scientist is a 1994 EP released by Guided by Voices. The title track originally appeared in a stripped down, four track version on the band's celebrated 1994 LP Bee Thousand; a music video was also made. The song appears here in a live-in-studio full-band arrangement recorded by Andy Shernoff, along with three other songs.
All songs written by Robert Pollard.