| Hide the Kitchen Knives | |
| Type: | studio |
| Artist: | The Paper Chase |
| Cover: | Hide the kitchen knives.jpg |
| Released: | 2002 |
| Length: | 48:05 |
| Prev Title: | Young Bodies Heal Quickly, You Know |
| Prev Year: | 2000 |
| Next Title: | God Bless Your Black Heart |
| Next Year: | 2004 |
Hide the Kitchen Knives is an album by American rock band The Paper Chase.