| Here Cum Germs | |
| Type: | studio |
| Artist: | Alien Sex Fiend |
| Cover: | Here Cum Germs cover.jpg |
| Released: | 1987 |
| Recorded: | 1987 |
| Length: | 33:08 |
| Label: | Anagram |
| Prev Title: | "It" the Album |
| Prev Year: | 1986 |
| Next Title: | Another Planet |
| Next Year: | 1988 |
Here Cum Germs is the fifth studio album by English gothic rock band Alien Sex Fiend, released in 1987 by Anagram Records.