| Help, My Bride Steals | |
| Director: | Werner Jacobs |
| Producer: | Herbert Gruber |
| Screenplay: | Janne Furch |
| Music: | Johannes Fehring |
| Cinematography: | Sepp Ketterer |
| Editing: | Arnfried Heyne |
| Distributor: | Gloria Film |
| Runtime: | 83 min |
| Language: | German |
Help, My Bride Steals (German: '''Hilfe, meine Braut klaut''') is a 1964 Austrian-West German comedy film directed by Werner Jacobs and starring Peter Alexander, Cornelia Froboess and Gunther Philipp. A man marries a woman soon after meeting her, unaware that she is a kleptomaniac.