| Hans Weiner | |
| Birth Date: | 1950 11, df=yes |
| Birth Place: | Neuenkirchen, West Germany |
| Position: | Defender |
| Years1: | 1969–1972 |
| Clubs1: | Tennis Borussia Berlin |
| Years2: | 1972–1979 |
| Clubs2: | Hertha BSC |
| Caps2: | 218 |
| Goals2: | 12 |
| Years3: | 1979–1982 |
| Caps3: | 91 |
| Goals3: | 2 |
| Years4: | 1982–1984 |
| Clubs4: | Chicago Sting |
| Caps4: | 33 |
| Goals4: | 5 |
| Years5: | 1983–1984 |
| Clubs5: | Chicago Sting (indoor) |
| Caps5: | 27 |
| Goals5: | 11 |
| Years6: | 1984–1986 |
| Clubs6: | Hertha BSC |
| Caps6: | 65 |
| Goals6: | 3 |
| Nationalyears1: | 1978 |
| Nationalteam1: | West Germany B |
| Nationalcaps1: | 1 |
| Nationalgoals1: | 0 |
Hans Weiner (born 29 November 1950 in Neuenkirchen) is a German former footballer who played as a defender. He spent much of his career in Berlin, with three years at Tennis Borussia, and nine years in two spells at Hertha BSC. He also spent two years with Bayern Munich, where he had his greatest successes, winning two Bundesliga titles and appearing in the 1982 European Cup Final. He spent three years in the United States, playing for Chicago Sting. Since retiring, he runs a bar in Berlin, named Hanne am Zoo.