| Schedule: | Monthly |
| Ongoing: | y |
| Publisher: | Image Comics |
| Date: | September 2014 to July 2015 |
| Issues: | 3 (webcomic) 10 (Image Comics) |
| Genre: | Science fiction/comedy |
| Main Char Team: | Star Grass Starrior The Anti-Mugger Gnarled Winslow 3-D Cowboy |
| Writers: | Ryan Browne |
| Artists: | Ryan Browne |
| Colorists: | Jordan Boyd |
| Letterers: | Chris Crank and Ryan Browne |
| Editors: | Jordan Browne |
| Creators: | Ryan Browne |
| Tpb1: | The Head That Wouldn't Die! |
| Isbn1: | 978-1-60706-808-2 |
| Tpb2: | A Star is Born! |
| Isbn2: | 978-1-63215-196-4 |
| Isbn3: | 978-1-63215-624-2 |
| Tpb4: | The Omni-Mega-Bus |
| Isbn4: | 978-1-53432-188-5 |
| Subcat: | Image Comics |
| Sort: | God Hates Astronauts (comics) |
God Hates Astronauts is an American science fiction/comedy comic book series written and illustrated by Ryan Browne. Originally released as a webcomic, it was later published monthly by Image Comics. The series depicts The Power Persons Five, a superhero team that does not fight much crime. Instead, they bicker, have extramarital affairs, and pursue personal vendettas. A satirical take on superhero comics, the humor in the series is sometimes referential, sometimes absurdist. Browne was influenced by other humor comics such as , Milk & Cheese, and The Tick.[1]
Writer and artist Ryan Browne created God Hates Astronauts as a 24-hour comic in 2007. In 2010 Browne relaunched it as a free webcomic and, for the next three years, he updated it sporadically. Via Kickstarter Browne collected all three issues comprising the first story arc, "The Head That Wouldn't Die!", along with the original 24-hour comic, and pinups and backup features drawn by other comic book artists, in a hardcover trade edition.[2] After the success of the Kickstarter campaign, Image Comics republished the book as a trade paperback.[3] In September 2014, Image Comics relaunched God Hates Astronauts as a continuing monthly series, beginning with the second story arc, "A Star Is Born".[4]
The first story arc, "The Head That Wouldn't Die!", introduces the Power Persons Five (PP5), and their nemesis John L. Sullivan and King Tiger Eating a Cheeseburger. In order to prevent farmers from launching homemade rockets into space, NASA, under the directorship of Sir Hippothesis (a human-hippopotamus hybrid), has established the superhero group the Power Persons Five: led by Dr. Professor, a humanoid rhinoceros, with team members Star Fighter, his wife Starrior, The Impossible, The Anti-Mugger, and Craymok. Sometimes they save the world. In a fight against John L. Sullivan, who plans to conquer the world with an army of fighting bears, Star Fighter's head is permanently disfigured, and Sullivan is killed by The Impossible. The damage to Star Fighter's head strains his and Starrior's marriage, so they attend group couples-counseling with Montel. There, Starrior meets and later begins an affair with Texas Tom, a cowboy haunted by the ghostly cow head Blue Grass. At a seedy motel, Blue Grass and Star Fighter confront Starrior and Texas Tom. Tom shoots Star Fighter's disfigured head, which bursts, leaking gore. Later, Star Fighter cuts off the remains of his head and replaces it with Blue Grass, transforming into Star Grass, the cosmic ghost. Meanwhile, the fighting bears use magic to resurrect John L. Sullivan as a sentient zombie, and Sullivan attacks and wrests control of PP5 Headquarters.
Starrior enlists Texas Tom's help to save her teammates. They recruit Gnarled Winslow (an ex-Chicago cop), Reed Spacer, and Crazy Train to aid in the attack. Star Grass returns to Headquarters and kills Sullivan with a single nuclear punch. Then Star Grass gives the bears star rings and drafts them into NASA to get revenge on Starrior. When Starrior, Texas Tom, Crazy Train, Gnarled Winslow, and Reed Spacer show up, Star Grass and his star bears fight them. Crazy Train accidentally kills herself. The battle is interrupted by an irate Sir Hippothesis. In the aftermath, The Anti-Mugger (irradiated by Star Grass) quits the PP5, Sir Hippothesis fires Star Grass, and Star Grass sues NASA. In a recess from the ensuing trial, it is revealed that The Anti-Mugger has a new, mutated third arm, and Starrior is pregnant with Star Grass' daughter. Everyone is attacked by John L. Sullivan, whose mustache survived the explosion and transformed an astronaut into Super Sullivan, a giant monster with wings and a unicorn horn. After Star Grass saves Starrior from Super Sullivan and Gnarled Winslow destroys Sullivan and his mustache, the married couple reconciles, Sir Hippothesis makes Star Grass PP5 team leader, and Star Grass fires Dr. Professor and hires Gnarled Winslow. During all of this, astronaut farmers have been launching into space unchecked. One of their ships collides with that of Admiral Tiger Eating a Cheeseburger, only son of King Tiger Eating a Cheeseburger, absolute ruler of Planet Crabulon. The King is told of his son's death.[5]
The second arc, "A Star is Born!", picks up two years later. The remaining members of the PP5—Star Grass, Gnarled Winslow, Starrior, and The Impossible—are suppressing the astronaut farmers. Star Grass and Starrior are raising Starlina, their super-powered infant daughter. Gnarled Winslow is haunted by the ghost of Crazy Train, his former lover. The Impossible becomes lost in space. Craymok, The Anti-Mugger, and Dr. Professor live together in a small apartment. The Anti-Mugger's third arm has become sentient and started mugging people, but he does not know it. Dr. Professor has become a conspiracy nut. King Tiger Eating a Cheeseburger begins his attack on Earth, to avenge his son. Backstory is revealed in flashbacks for NASA, Sir Hippothesis, Dr. Professor, and Planet Crabulon. The Anti-Mugger is arrested for mugging Dr. Professor. During a seance, Gnarled Winslow and Texas Tom are physically fused together and transported to the spirit world. The Impossible is rescued by the New Gentendians, a race of aliens who have also rescued Admiral Tiger Eating a Cheeseburger. As King Tiger Eating a Cheeseburger's forces finally reach Earth, Starlina, on a sugar high, loses control of her powers and kills Star Grass. The New Gentendians detect the blast of Starlina's powers.[6]
Issues 2–5 of the Image Comics run contain fake one-page advertisements titled "Goofin' With Gnarled", art by Brad Mcginty and Jordan Boyd. Issues 2–5 each conclude with a two page chapter of "Imposiclypse Now", art by Alejandro Bruzzese.[6]
The first trade edition—which collects the three webcomic issues—includes 18 two-page origin stories,[5] each written by Ryan Browne and drawn by a different guest artist:
| Title | Artist | Colorist (if different) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| "Star Fighter" | |||
| "Starrior" | |||
| "The Anti-Mugger" | Ryan Browne | ||
| "The Impossible" | Ryan Browne | ||
| "Craymok" | |||
| "Texas Tom" | Chris Mitten | Ryan Browne | |
| "John L. Sullivan" | Andy Macdonald | Rico Renzi | |
| "John L. Sullivan's Criminal Bears" | C.P. Wilson III | Ryan Browne | |
| "Dr. Professor" | Gabriel Bautista | ||
| "Gnarled Winslow" | Greg and Fake Petre | ||
| "Crazy Train" | Ryan Browne | ||
| "Sir Hippothesis" | Cody Schibi | Ryan Browne | |
| "Reed Spacer" | Alejandro Bruzzese | ||
| "Mummy Bailiff" | Kyle Strahm | Ryan Browne | |
| "Admiral Tiger Eating A Cheeseburger" | Ryan Browne | ||
| "Mr. Crabtree" | Ryan Browne | ||
| "Owlvin" | |||
| "Hugh Manatee" | Sean Dove |
The Image series holds an average score of 8.3 out of 10 at the review aggregator website Comic Book Roundup.[7]
ComicsAlliance stated that "other than being held together with two staples and having the words in more or less the right order, [''God Hates Astronauts'' is] weird in every way, with something freshly bizarre on every single page," and compared it to the work of "the Farrelly Brothers in their prime", but emphasized that in addition to "how over-the-top goofy it is", the comic's success is also the result of "a level of craftsmanship (...) that's almost impossible to ignore."[8] Comic Book Resources lauded it as "absolutely crazy in the best ways possible", with writing that was "reminiscent of the works of Pendleton Ward or David Lynch."[9]
On August 30, 2013 Half Acre Beer Company in Chicago released Beer Hates Astronauts, an IPA brewed with Citra hops and Vienna malt, with a label designed by Ryan Browne.[10] Beer Hates Astronauts has been very well received, currently holding a 98 rating on review aggregator sites Beeradvocate and ratebeer.[11] [12]
| Title | Material collected | Publication date | Notes | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| God Hates Astronauts Vol. 1: The Head That Wouldn't Die! | God Hates Astronauts (vol. 1) #1-3 | October 9, 2013 | ||
| God Hates Astronauts Vol. 2: A Star is Born! | God Hates Astronauts (vol. 2) #1-5 | February 4, 2015 | ||
| God Hates Astronauts Vol. 3: Cosmic Apocalypse! | God Hates Astronauts (vol. 2) #6-10 | December 2, 2015 | ||
| God Hates Astronauts: The Omni-Mega-Bus | God Hates Astronauts (vol. 1) #1-4, God Hates Astronauts (vol. 2) #1-10, God Hates Astronauts Presents: 3-D Cowboy's 2-D Spectacular #1, God Hates Astronauts Presents: 3-D Cowboy's 2-D Spectacular: The Garbage Edition, Grenade Horse Apocalypse #0, Goats Eat Castanets #1 | March 15, 2022 |