| Everything Happens to Me | |
| Director: | Roy William Neill |
| Producer: | Jerome Jackson |
| Starring: | Max Miller Chili Bouchier H. F. Maltby |
| Music: | Louis Levy |
| Cinematography: | Basil Emmott |
| Editing: | Leslie Norman |
| Studio: | Warner Brothers |
| Distributor: | Warner Brothers-First National Productions |
| Runtime: | 82 minutes |
| Country: | United Kingdom |
| Language: | English |
Everything Happens to Me is a 1938 British comedy film directed by Roy William Neill and starring Max Miller, Chili Bouchier and H. F. Maltby. It was made at Teddington Studios by the British subsidiary of Warner Brothers The film's sets were designed by the art directors Peter Proud and Michael Relph.
The film features Miller as a vacuum-cleaner salesman volunteering as an election agent to canvas on behalf of prospective candidate Arthur Gusty (Maltby). However, when he learns from nurse Sally Green (Bouchier) that Gusty is a crook who has been systematically siphoning off funds from the local orphanage into his own pocket, he withdraws his support and throws himself whole-heartedly behind the campaign of Gusty's honourable opponent Norman Prodder (Frederick Burtwell).
The title song and another within the film were written by Fred Godfrey.