Diamond Lights Explained

Diamond Lights
Cover:Diamond Lights cover.jpg
Type:single
Artist:Glenn & Chris
Released:April 1987
Recorded:1987
Genre:Synth-pop[1]
Label:Record Shack Records
Producer:Bob Puzey, Terry Hobart

"Diamond Lights" is a 1987 single by the English footballers Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle, released under their first names, "Glenn & Chris".[2] The song, by the then-Tottenham Hotspur and England teammates, reached number 12 in the UK Singles Chart in May 1987[3] [4] and was by far the more successful of two chart releases for the duo.[4] Despite its success, public opinion of the record's quality has been decidedly negative,[5] with the pair's television performance of the song being widely ridiculed.

Background

Chris Waddle recalls the single coming about following an appearance two of them made for their personal sponsors, Budget Rent a Car, at an annual company awards ceremony. Hoddle and Waddle attempted an impromptu karaoke performance which was praised by a friend with connections in the music industry who was able to introduce the duo to Bob Puzey. Puzey, whose writing credits included "I'm In the Mood for Dancing" by the Nolan Sisters and "Wanted" by the Dooleys, auditioned the pair and agreed to write and co-produce a single for them.[6] The "diamond lights" of the title refer to the songwriter's wife's eyes.

Release

Written by Bob Puzey and co-produced by Puzey and Terry Hobart,[2] "Diamond Lights" debuted in the UK Singles Chart at number 30 on 18 April 1987.[7] It spent 8 weeks in the chart,[8] climbing to a peak position of 12 on 2 May.[3] [9]

Television performance

The duo's live performance of the song on the widely watched music programme Top of the Pops is often referred to as one of popular music's most embarrassing moments.[10] [11] [12] [13] One journalist described it as "... truly awful dad dancing and shocking lyrics"[12] while another opined, "A timeless classic for all the wrong reasons ... You get the feeling that Waddle was rightly embarrassed to be there while Hoddle genuinely felt he was at the start of something big."[14] Waddle later remembered the Top of the Pops performance as "the most nerve-racking thing [he'd] ever done" and stated that the duo had to appear on the programme in person as the producers had refused to air the accompanying music video because "[it] was so bad."[15] In contrast, Hoddle recalled the appearance in a positive light, referred to it as "one of the greatest things I ever did ... I'm glad I did it and I learnt a lot from it."[16]

Follow-up single and legacy

Glenn & Chris recorded and shot the music video for a follow-up single entitled "It's Goodbye" but promotion for the release was hampered by Hoddle's transfer to AS Monaco[15] and the song subsequently only reached 92 in the British chart.[4] Waddle later recorded a song titled "We've Got A Feeling" with Olympique de Marseille teammate Basile Boli[15] [17] which he said topped the Albanian music charts.[17] The success of "Diamond Lights" inspired another Tottenham and England midfielder, Paul Gascoigne, to release his own single, "Fog on the Tyne (Revisited)" in 1990.[18]

"Diamond Lights" is still remembered with amusement for its perceived kitsch, and has featured prominently in popular polls to discover the worst pop song ever.[19] [20] Football writer Luke Ginnell described it as "an angsty synth-pop cringefest of a tune" and "a heinous and unforgivable crime against the ear".[1] When interviewing Hoddle for the position of manager of the England national team, FA chief executive Graham Kelly reportedly asked him, "Any skeletons in the closet?" before quipping, "apart from that record with Chris Waddle?"[21]

Track listing

7": Record Shack Records / KICK 1 (UK)

  1. "Diamond Lights"
  2. "Diamond Lights" (instrumental)

Charts

Weekly charts

External links

Notes and References

  1. Web site: Waddle at Marseille: How Magic Chris found freedom in France. Luke. Ginnell. . 21 September 2018 . 3 April 2019.
  2. Web site: Glenn & Chris – Diamond Lights . . 21 July 2008 .
  3. Book: Roberts, David. 2006. British Hit Singles & Albums. 19th. Guinness World Records Limited . London. 1-904994-10-5. 228.
  4. Web site: Glenn Hoddle So gifted ... but don't get him started about reincarnation. Mirror Football archive. Daily Mirror. In 1987, [Hoddle] and Spurs team-mate Chris Waddle had a number 12 hit with Diamond Lights, but the follow-up, It's Goodbye, reached only number 92..
  5. News: Roque Santa Cruz: 'Four or five clubs were interested in me, but it was Mark Hughes who made the difference'. 31 December 2013. The Independent. 1 September 2007. Tottenham and England midfield duo got together to record the dismal pop effort "Diamond Lights", recently voted the 33rd-worst song of all time.
  6. Web site: Puzey. Robert John. About Robert John Puzey. Yoga-De-Age. 31 December 2013. https://web.archive.org/web/20130813164134/http://yogadeage.co.uk/about.html. 13 August 2013. dead.
  7. Web site: 18th April 1987. Official Charts Company. 1 January 2014.
  8. Web site: Glenn & Chris. Artist Chart History. Official Charts Company. 1 January 2014.
  9. Web site: 2nd May 1987. Official Charts Company. 1 January 2014.
  10. News: Anthony. Andrew. Blind faith. 31 December 2013. The Observer. 5 October 2003. ... a Top of the Pops performance of 'Diamond Lights' – the embarrassing pop record the duo made together in 1987 ....
  11. News: Roberts. Genevieve. The worst words in pop: 'We'd like to sing a duet ...'. 31 December 2013. The Independent. 10 June 2012. It comes as no surprise that Diamond Lights is one of the more embarrassing moments in popular music history..
  12. News: Way out of tune: Top 10 worst sport songs ever. 31 December 2013. Metro. 16 June 2009.
  13. News: Chowdhury. Saj. Name Game: John to Jensen. 31 December 2013. BBC. 25 June 2004. Diamond Lights: which was excruciatingly performed live on Top of the Pops.
  14. News: Aikman. Richard. Gazza, Glenn & Chris and the 10 of the most poptastic football songs. 31 December 2013. Daily Mirror. 23 September 2009.
  15. News: Waddle. Chris. 23 April 1987: Hoddle and Waddle appear on Top of the Pops. 31 December 2013. The Guardian. 25 April 2009. Chris Waddle.
  16. News: Mott. Sue. Hoddle enjoys the high life. 31 December 2013. The Daily Telegraph. 28 September 2002.
  17. News: Chris Waddle: One-on-One. 31 December 2013. FourFourTwo. 1 October 2008. Haymarket Media Group.
  18. Book: Hamilton, Ian. Gazza Italia. 1994. Granta Books. 0140140735. 52. The 'Fog on the Tyne' recording was, he said an attempt to emulate Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle, who in the eighties had had a hit with 'Diamond Lights'..
  19. News: Beatles classic voted worst song. 31 December 2013. BBC News. 10 November 2004. Three of the songs on the list are sung by footballers, including the 1987 song Diamond Lights by Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle..
  20. Book: McGuinness, Mike. Sporting Sounds: Relationships between sport and music. limited. 2009. Routledge. Abingdon. 978-0203887974. 182. Bateman, Anthony . Bale, John. Although some of these became popular hits ... they have also featured in listings of the 100 worst pop records. A recent Channel 4 listing had 'Diamond Lights' at number 33 ....
  21. News: Ridley. Ian. Hoddle's Sweet Revenge. 31 December 2013. The Independent. 28 September 1997.

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