| The New Desk | |
| Director: | Karl Valentin |
| Starring: | Karl Valentin |
| Runtime: | 13 minutes |
| Country: | German Empire |
| Language: | Silent film German intertitles |
Der Neue Schreibtisch (English: The New Writing Desk) is a short German comedy film made in 1913. In the plot a busy businessman tries to get comfortable at his new desk, so he starts cutting off parts of the legs, but eventually shortens the legs off entirely.[1]