| Definite Article | |
| Type: | video |
| Artist: | Eddie Izzard |
| Cover: | Definite Article cover.jpg |
| Released: | 21 October 1996 |
| Recorded: | Shaftesbury Theatre, London, United Kingdom |
| Genre: | Stand-up comedy |
| Length: | 109 minutes |
| Label: | Vision Video |
| Director: | Ed Bye |
| Prev Title: | Unrepeatable |
| Prev Year: | 1994 |
| Next Title: | Glorious |
| Next Year: | 1997 |
Definite Article is the title of British comedian Eddie Izzard's 1996 performance, which was released on VHS and later on DVD. It was recorded on different nights at the Shaftesbury Theatre. Both recordings cover topics such as The Italian Job, Pavlov's dogs, and European languages.
At the beginning of the show, Eddie arrives on stage through a huge book which opens to reveal her sitting at the top of a staircase. The backdrop then closes and from then on, the background changes at various intervals with words from selected literature projected onto the pages of the huge book. The chosen selections are: