| Alchemical Playschool | |
| Type: | Album |
| Artist: | The Legendary Pink Dots |
| Cover: | Alchemical Playschool.jpg |
| Released: | 2006 |
| Genre: | Experimental |
| Label: | Caciocavallo, Soleilmoon |
| Producer: | Legendary Pink Dots, Raymond Steeg |
| Prev Title: | Poppy Variations |
| Prev Year: | 2004 |
| Next Title: | Your Children Placate You From Premature Graves |
| Next Year: | 2006 |
Alchemical Playschool is a 2006 album by The Legendary Pink Dots.
Limited to 400 copies packaged in a cloth bag inside a soap stone box with trident symbol etched into the stone. Also available as a 2x10" box and a regular CD.