| Alas Agnes | |
| Cover: | Alas Agnes.jpg |
| Type: | single |
| Artist: | Mystery Jets |
| Album: | Making Dens |
| Released: | 5 December 2005 |
| Genre: | Indie, rock |
| Length: | 3:54 |
| Label: | 679 Recordings |
| Producer: | James Ford Mystery Jets |
| Prev Title: | You Can't Fool Me Dennis |
| Prev Year: | 2005 |
| Next Title: | The Boy Who Ran Away |
| Next Year: | 2006 |
"Alas Agnes" was the fourth single by Mystery Jets, released in December 2005. It was later released as part of their first album, Making Dens, and was also the band's first UK Top 40 single. It tells the story of unrequited love for a transvestite.
(This 7" is titled "Eel Pie Bootleg")