| A Lousy Ten Grand | |
| Director: | Kelly Monteith |
| Producer: | Michael Dains |
| Starring: | Kelly Monteith Bahar Soomekh |
| Cinematography: | Oktay Ortabasi |
| Editing: | Leslie Ortabasi |
| Distributor: | Phoenicia Pictures |
| Runtime: | 98 minutes |
| Country: | United States |
| Language: | English |
| Budget: | $100,000 |
A Lousy Ten Grand is a 2004 Vanguard Productions movie written by, directed and starring the stand-up comedian Kelly Monteith.
Ted Beckerwith (Monteith) is an unsuccessful family man who finds himself in severe debt to a loan shark (Joey Travolta). In attempt to pay off his $10,000, he becomes involved in a plan to marry a foreigner for a price.