| A Chinese Tall Story | |
| Director: | Jeffrey Lau |
| Producer: | Albert Lee Wang Zhenliang James Wang |
| Screenplay: | Jeffrey Lau |
| Starring: | Nicholas Tse Charlene Choi Fan Bingbing Wilson Chen Kenny Kwan Steven Cheung |
| Music: | Joe Hisaishi |
| Cinematography: | Peter Ngor |
| Editing: | Wong Wing-ming |
| Studio: | Huayi Brothers Emperor Motion Pictures China Film Group |
| Distributor: | Emperor Motion Pictures |
| Runtime: | 103 minutes |
| Country: | Hong Kong |
| Language: | Cantonese Mandarin |
| Gross: | $1.3 million |
A Chinese Tall Story is a 2005 Hong Kong fantasy adventure film written and directed by Jeffrey Lau. The story is loosely based on the 16th-century novel Journey to the West.
It is a twisted story about Tang Sanzang and his three disciples who are journeying west to acquire Buddhist scriptures. While stopping in Shache City (present day Yarkand), they come under attack by minions of the evil Tree Demon. The demons capture his three disciples.
Tang Sanzang is then captured by the king of reptiles and placed under the care of the ugly and shunned Meiyan, who falls in love with Sanzang. Luckily for him, an alien princess rescues him, and Meiyan decides to team up with the princess in order to rescue the disciples.
Tang Sanzang (Nicholas Tse) and his three disciples Sun Wukong (Bolin Chen), Zhu Wuneng (Kenny Kwan), and Sha Wujing (Steven Cheung) arrive triumphantly to a hero's welcome in Shache city. Tripitaka's most arduous challenge to achieve deification is to come, only he can perform.
During their stay in the city, the three disciples are captured by evil Tree Spirits. Tripitaka borrows the Golden Pole and tries to find a way to save them. He meets a young lizard imp Meiyan (Charlene Choi) who is more than a visual match for Quasimodo: matted bushy hair, and teeth of any dentist's nightmare. Meiyan falls in love with Tripitaka at first sight and devotes herself to trailing him. She even sets a love trap to ensnare him. Tripitaka unwittingly falls into the trap and in the process breaks the Heavenly Code.
The region is one full of monsters, strange beings and creatures of unknown origins and among them are the beautiful Princess XiaoShan (Fan Bing-bing) and her army. On a passing journey to Earth her path crosses Tripitaka's and she vows her aid. Tripitaka decides to leave with the Princess.
Meiyan is heartbroken. She picks a fight with Princess XiaoShan and, although she loses, she finally discovers her own identity as a galactic warrior. She eventually helps the princess in defeating the enemy and rescues Tripitaka and his disciples.
After the battle, Meiyan surrenders to the Temple of Heaven for judgment. Torn between passion and righteousness, Tripitaka rebels against the heavens to rescue the gallows-bound Meiyan. A benevolent Buddha is moved and pardons the two on condition that they embark on a journey to the West to accomplish the Eight-One Tasks to redeem themselves and save the world.
| A Chinese Tall Story | |
| Type: | soundtrack |
| Artist: | Joe Hisaishi |
| Released: | 22 December 2005 |
| Length: | 62:00 |
| Label: | Emperor Entertainment Group |
All compositions by Joe Hisaishi.